By ad4 - 31/01/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and sweet 16 balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I will be 17. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 110
You deserved it 4 102

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

You'd think your mom would remember the day you were pushed painfully out her genitals... I guess not. FYL anyways

haha thats funny. sucks that they dont know when your birthday is. you should take advantage of this, make it a fun day all about you since its your birthday. then at the end of the day let them know they had the wrong day.

Comments

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

what are you complaining for? earlier bday presents not to mention sweet 16 presents are alot better that 17th bday presents. I would know I attend alot of sweet 16s

aww poor you OP, it's not the end of the world, life goes on.

this is from family guy! megs bday

Don't worry OP, this time next year you'll get your 17th birthday celebration, and so on. It's just a tad late, that's all.

You should let them believe it was ur b-day until u got the presents and ate breakfast!!! Lolz, I so would've :P

lol 39....exactly how many 16 yr olds do you know? lol

How upsetting, OP.

haha, i think it's funny(:

Technically speaking, time machines will never be invented. B/c if someone invents one they'd just travel back in time and teach people from an earlier time the ways of advanced technology.

You should take advantage of this OP. Make them feel really guilty about not knowing when your birthday is and not knowing how old you are. Whine about it everyday. In three months, they'll be so sick of your whining and so ashamed that they forgot that they'll double the amount of gifts! Edit: oh fuck, this wasn't supposed to be up here :( Sorry for threadjacking boners :( *throws in random comment about time machines*

well they could go back an stop themselves from ever making this mistake: OP. they wouldn't have to buy him presents. hell, I need me one of them time whuchamadoohickies.

wow 23 you're a goddamn moron...they are just 6 hours ahead it doesnt add up to be 3 months ahead are you insane? months are always constant everywhere unless it's the 31st somewhere and 1st somewhere else. 12 you were right sorry every1lovesboners has no time or reality sense.

What are you talking about #53? He never said anything about hours. He just said that live in the moment and they might forget in three months.

57, read your comment again, very slow, and then search, very slow for #35 anywhere in the thread. look harder before posting replies. And congrats on writing a non sexual comment... although definitely less entertaining.

#34: no... they'd travel back in time and be burnt as witches. could have happened a million times.

74: there was a 35 here before, the moderators obviously have deleted it. just check again for something or another, very slowly, and keep posting insulting replies. or not. or whatever.

haha thats funny. sucks that they dont know when your birthday is. you should take advantage of this, make it a fun day all about you since its your birthday. then at the end of the day let them know they had the wrong day.

ur so lucky coz u will have this again after 3 months :))

lol. take it anyway

why would they think its october?

Umm...April is in three months...not October....

Ahhhh...well I hadn't heard of that, my apologies. How is it May in France in 3 months?

Technically, at the time you posted that, it was 11:54 pm in France, therefore it was still January. Therefore, at that moment, it would have been April in three months. Now, however, it will be May in three months. Nice attempt at trying to out-smart ass a smart ass. Better luck next time.

stop arguing can't we all just get along D:

I am a woman. I'm only good for cooking, cleaning, and bitching about senseless things that do not really matter. Let me be.

that thing you were saying about France is right acousticshepixie and lives in california :|

You'd think your mom would remember the day you were pushed painfully out her genitals... I guess not. FYL anyways

but... the family was late.

wow learn to read barberton

why does baber need to learn to read? they were late or do you not understand the problem of getting "sweet 16" balloons for your 17th birthday in 3 months maybe they should be your parents since you're all obviously confused

they were early to celebrate the birthday. they were unaware of how old the op is.

please some1 get #26 a medal for explaining it