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Well then, I suggest checking into a very expensive hotel under his name/credit card >:D
Wow, it's hard to believe 23's comment hasn't been attacked by grammar nazis stumbling over themselves to be the first to correct her use of "awe", yet. What slackers.
Calm down? Sorry, I didn't mean to give the impression that I excessively energetic. That’s why I specifically switched from desserts to deserts so as to replace my sugar intake with sand, guess it didn't work. I thought this was what fml was for: fighting over correct spellings and grammar usage?
No... FML is for the people who have nothing to do and just want some lulz. Being a grammar nazi is just an option. I simply get on for the ***** and giggles :)
I simply get on WHILE I shit and giggle.
65: I hope to God you're joking. Have you never heard the phrase "for ***** and giggles" before?
66 - Yes, he's joking. It's called wordplay.
67: Thanks for the clarification, but there's no need to be a smartass. Have a nice day.
65 your not the only one.
I'm too lazy to say that, so I just call it shiggles.
and I thought I was alone...
88- I cannot think of any grammar obligation to use an exclamation mark; it’s purely at the discretion of the author, depending on the feeling they are attempting to convey.
That's just uncanny...
Why did you get thumbed down? Does nobody get his pun? Bottle openers have the same principle as can openers, some of them with serrated edges, and my bottle opener functions as a can opener. Basically, saying "uncanny" is a play on words of the word "can".
It's entirely possible people get the pun and just don't find it funny.
Puns don't necessarily have to be funny.
canny is also a Scots word. Canny means careful. I.e. 'be canny'. So uncanny means careless, clumsy, etc. So you could also take it as a Scots joke about losing your keys. Also. I live in Aberdeen city :D. That's pretty cool.
Either way, I found this comment different so therefore it deserved a thumbs up
Yeah well hate to break it to you Cad, but funny comments are what get the most thumbs up. Not everyone appreciates wordplay, and just because it's a pun doesn't mean it'll get thumbed up.
Well how else is he going to open those annoying pop offs? Stop being do shelfish.
Buy one for 2 dollars or take the one OP had off the key chain
I fail at sarcasm sometimes.......
*so selfish
26- Naw, just some people don't understand sarcasm
I don't get why this has so many down votes. It was clearly sarcasm and I thought it was rather humorous.
No Sometimes it's just hard to realize someone's kidding or being sarcastic when texting or typing. I'm sure it's hard for you too sometimes so don't bust on others for 'not understanding sarcasm'
I'm not busting others, I completely understand. I am in full support of the sarcasm text. However, a lot of people just thumbs down comments because they see that other people are thumbing them down. Or they have no sense of humor.
Well 41, there's another explanation. Maybe people wanted to thumb that up but accidently thumbed it down?
Haha, maybe so!
Hopefully he doesn't forget them in the sand on the beach after he gets drunk..... Must be nice going to school when your dads on a holiday.
She's late for work not school..
****
Quickly call a locksmith, have him pay for the bill, And most importantly, don't get mad get even!
I'm not an expert on this so please correct me if I'm wrong, but can locksmiths start cars?
101- your a dumb shit, OP was late for work, and probably needed in the car, not in the house.
102-its called a joke no need to be so insulting
Hope you have a spare set OP. That sucks.
Bottle openers are a valuable item! I don't blame him
He could have bought his own or just take it off the keychain. It's not that damn hard.
People on fml are still failing to detect sarcasm I see. Anyways, thumb up.
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Well then, I suggest checking into a very expensive hotel under his name/credit card >:D
That's just uncanny...