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By keyless - / Saturday 14 April 2012 15:20 / United Kingdom - Aberdeen
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Awe, your poor thing! :( OP can't go without eating as well... I suggest ordering room service. And don't forget to order desert, because everyone deserves a treat every now and then! ;)

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  cajekraze  |  7

Kids are so naive. Nothing says "Gotcha" like a little fraud. Besides, you need more than a name to get a hotel and room service.

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  runnamuk  |  6

Wow, it's hard to believe 23's comment hasn't been attacked by grammar nazis stumbling over themselves to be the first to correct her use of "awe", yet. What slackers.

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  runnamuk  |  6

Calm down? Sorry, I didn't mean to give the impression that I excessively energetic. That’s why I specifically switched from desserts to deserts so as to replace my sugar intake with sand, guess it didn't work. I thought this was what fml was for: fighting over correct spellings and grammar usage?

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  SmeXikoE  |  3

No... FML is for the people who have nothing to do and just want some lulz. Being a grammar nazi is just an option. I simply get on for the shits and giggles :)

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

65: I hope to God you're joking. Have you never heard the phrase "for shits and giggles" before?

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

67: Thanks for the clarification, but there's no need to be a smartass. Have a nice day.

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  runnamuk  |  6

88- I cannot think of any grammar obligation to use an exclamation mark; it’s purely at the discretion of the author, depending on the feeling they are attempting to convey.

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  Cad6  |  24

Why did you get thumbed down? Does nobody get his pun? Bottle openers have the same principle as can openers, some of them with serrated edges, and my bottle opener functions as a can opener. Basically, saying "uncanny" is a play on words of the word "can".

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  tj4234  |  35

canny is also a Scots word. Canny means careful. I.e. 'be canny'. So uncanny means careless, clumsy, etc. So you could also take it as a Scots joke about losing your keys. Also. I live in Aberdeen city :D. That's pretty cool.

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Yeah well hate to break it to you Cad, but funny comments are what get the most thumbs up. Not everyone appreciates wordplay, and just because it's a pun doesn't mean it'll get thumbed up.

By  nick315  |  8

Well how else is he going to open those annoying pop offs? Stop being do shelfish.

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  Unlucky_Gun  |  0

No Sometimes it's just hard to realize someone's kidding or being sarcastic when texting or typing. I'm sure it's hard for you too sometimes so don't bust on others for 'not understanding sarcasm'

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  ninjadinos  |  14

I'm not busting others, I completely understand. I am in full support of the sarcasm text. However, a lot of people just thumbs down comments because they see that other people are thumbing them down. Or they have no sense of humor.

By  hornetsbaseball  |  6

Bottle openers are a valuable item! I don't blame him

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