sickerthanyou

About Sickerthanyou

Im sicker than you!, literally!, from mental illness to heart issues

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
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Socialite
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Sickerthanyou's favorite FMLs

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By zazadudu / Tuesday 23 December 2008 06:47 / France

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By heightdifference - / Thursday 28 November 2013 16:34 / United States - Memphis

Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By soon to be divorced - / Thursday 24 October 2013 20:06 / United States

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it