FML : Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say...

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Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gabe8 - / Monday 15 June 2009 05:42 / Mexico

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By hir23 | 0

#307146 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:07

Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?

By mudkipsan | 19

#307140 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:05

Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"

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By Iwannabetreo | 11

#307123 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:01

Ehehehehe.. That sucks xD

b182link | 0

#1041918 - Thursday 24 June 2010 22:22

hey Im from atlanta and I know a seth that's 19.... hmmm... no probably not, hmm

Lolerskatez | 0

#1671783 - Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:35

YDI dating website lol, pathetic

DeLpHe3zY | 7

#3127372 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 18:37

good to know people can still get relationships without dating sites >_>

qBAMFp | 8

#4800162 - Saturday 11 August 2012 6:15

That's so messed! A freaking pedo from mexico flying to the US to meet a 17 year old girl. How is this NOT causing an uproar?!

By Argh_fml | 0

#307132 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:03

YDI for being a pedophile

Cittenscollar | 0

#314114 - Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:00

Except for the fact that a pedophile is described as somebody who likes prepubescent children generally between the ages of four and ten.

Metzler31 | 17

#967259 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 12:29

how is a 17 year old even allowed on one of those dating sites?

thrasher9081 | 0

#1446063 - Thursday 23 September 2010 6:53

cittenscollar are you retarded

SadinSherman | 16

#1708753 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 8:51

They lied about their age

marisalee | 0

#3003586 - Saturday 30 July 2011 20:04

lying.

suckingatlife | 9

#3491400 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:33

Here is what gets me. The fact that you bought the plane ticket, before actually finding out who they were via telephone.

joecartoon2 | 2

#3646858 - Sunday 27 November 2011 6:46

I tottally second you on this one.it was my first thought. How fucking out could this dude be like 30

By tick_tock | 0

#307137 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:03

I agree with #2 you pedo-bear.

Godless25 | 0

#335340 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:30

uhmm....it ever occur to u that the person writing this might have been 17 or 18 too? dipshit

xPedobear | 0

#1424802 - Sunday 19 September 2010 4:48

yes... although op is stupid enough to buy a plane ticket to someone he doesn't even know. you hating on pedobears???

gman90210 | 18

#3965803 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:50

Better watch out mod police will give you warning for calling him a name

By bahahaha | 0

#307138 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:03

LOL yeah you fucking pedo

By mudkipsan | 19

#307140 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:05

Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"

caitlin21holly | 0

#2052550 - Sunday 6 February 2011 20:58

WTF

thecman25 | 14

#6115552 - Tuesday 11 November 2014 1:05

Ps3 all the way

By genius_man16 | 0

#307141 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:05

OWNED

I must meet this Seth kid.

pinkpolarbear | 8

#2943457 - Thursday 21 July 2011 7:14

now your kinda starting to sound like a pedo-bear

By NickelPhosphate | 0

#307144 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:05

Eugh that's just wrong on soo many levels.

YeaSo3 | 14

#4640313 - Monday 2 July 2012 7:10

Yes this fml sounds a little pedophile-ish

By hir23 | 0

#307146 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:07

Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?

T1A2Z3 | 33

#7575088 - Thursday 14 December 2017 12:40

No... you should just be aware of who you are meeting. Do you not have Snapchat or Skype?

By dollymyfolly | 0

#307152 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:07

Lol at 5.

By mcbeth | 0

#307157 - Monday 15 June 2009 16:08

lulz Pedo Bear got pwnt!

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