By Anonymous - United States - San Jacinto
Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML
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By  cash_monkey72  |  9

Fucked in the head? Do people not simply say fucked up anymore? I really need to pay more attention in school.

  cash_monkey72  |  9

No, I'm just an idiot on the Internet. I'm actually in all advanced classes, hold a 4.0 GPA, and participate in several extracurriculars. I do agree that Kentuckians are generally viewed as rednecks and hicks, and I just want to point out, I have all my teeth. I also want to point out that I hate that stereotype.

  CaptTeemo  |  10

Whoa they teach us to say "fucked up" in school?? Maybe in certain things like sports, but I'm pretty sure our English teacher teaches us to go say "fuck this shit up" in class

By  efemel94  |  7

I'm sure there are good police out there, don't get me wrong, but I do get the impression that a vast amount of them are power-mad simpletons intent on belittling the public they're supposed to protect.

  evilplatypus  |  38

5 - Sadly, most of them really are wonderful people, but the minority "shine" through. A cop does something effed up, everyone hears about it. They do something wonderful, oh well, it's they're job; no one says squat diddly.

  br0ccoli  |  14

86 - They just throw them in a bag and put them in the dumpster. I'm pretty sure you can get arrested for dumpster diving though. People I knew in high school just waited by the back door around closing and took them out as soon as they were put in the trash. They said it was like it wasn't in the dumpster because it was all donuts and bagels in the bag.

You would be surprised how many bagel places do that. In NYC especially, they throw all their unsold bagels every day and also produce from grocery stores that are perfectly fine but slightly flawed. It's amazing how much food is wasted. There's even a food scavenging tour that shows people how much good food is put into the trash on a daily basis.


I hate cops because cause they get into everyone elses business, like "Sir, im going to have to confiscate this marijuana from you" and "Ma'am if you're going to be a prostitute, its legal to make pornos" and the most famous one: "Stop criminal scum! You have violated the law!"

  neilykins  |  28

I really dislike when people say they hate/dislike cops, most of the time you don't like them because YOU'RE the one doing the wrong thing and get caught. Don't complain and take responsibility.