Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
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MadeOfAwesome
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they say you can learn a lot about a person by going through their garbage... so what have you been doing lately that makes this an FML?
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garuru
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crazy haha get a restraining order against ur mom
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cherrypieguy
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restraining order won't help trash taken to the road is public property.
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Clychey9111
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it will help hense the being restrained 100 feet away even if its on the street she cant bw qithin the cetain limit.
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aardvarkish
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cute
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Back_In_Action
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Yeahhhhhhh, definitely not the point.
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Darraghscoot
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on no fuck your life big time the smallest violin!
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mattthew
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obsessed
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Bugatti_Veyron
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she "goes through your garbage"? is that some weird sexual term you kids use nowadays?
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silentfog
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yes it is
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MF12
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oh I'm surprised you didn't say something like "YDI for having garbage!!! if you would stop being a lazy fatass, maybe you would have a bugatti like me and a maid!!!"
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lancer126
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#45 stop the trolling
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harryman04
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seriously 45.
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cowgod
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bugatti is a sexy car. I changed my name to that on facebook
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toxic10uhc
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12 that pic is just plain awesome...
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albinomustang
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You're lucky, I would have heard her, pulled out my 10mm Delta Elite, and shot first, asked questions later.
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iSwag
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I'd feel bad that my mom no longer had a life and spent time going through garbage...a little depressing to see someone you love that much to be doing something like that
@ 34 do you really own a Bugatti?
@ 34 do you really own a Bugatti?
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HeresReality
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I hate that too. my parents made a facebook pretending to be me, creepy much?
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pipp360
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you never actually "move out" you always live with your parents in you mind and their minds.,.. there's no escape!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FMLowLife
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Keep the trash inside the house until garbage day... problem solved.
Well, unless you mom has a house key... if she does, get new locks... if she STILL gets in, get her arrested for tresspassing. If she STILL continues after the last thing I said... go threw her trash and see how she likes it.
Well, unless you mom has a house key... if she does, get new locks... if she STILL gets in, get her arrested for tresspassing. If she STILL continues after the last thing I said... go threw her trash and see how she likes it.
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elmo6
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wow
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Dimercurio
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Hey 34, if that's your car in the picture, how come I can search blue bugatti veyron on google and it's like the 3rd image to show up.
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cadillacgal79
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63-is your pic a Hitler pikachu?
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CookiesNOJ
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maybe thats her occupation >=00 everyone has to pay the bills somehow
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xKazama_Blood
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That's weird and disturbing at the same time.
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z620
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wat is shexpecting to find
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xKazama_Blood
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who knows...
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CookiesNOJ
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was she wearing ur old used condom on her head?
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PsychoMerk
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cans maybe? :] or she's doing come kind of voodoo magic! D:
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PsychoMerk
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some* ugh! stupid phone.
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DeathStar_fml
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you deserved it
shoula told ur mom that shes acting like a retard
shoula told ur mom that shes acting like a retard
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smurfsarwales
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meh
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skudgobang
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have you asked her why she does this?
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daniel1_1
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hahaha
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WhatANoob
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Best. Comment. Ever.
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raptorjebus
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this man is a genius
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ColdGold
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put something nasty in there. or just some syrup.
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CallMeHush
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You must have some pretty awesome leftovers!
Just as she is getting orgasmic over it, end it by addressing it to your dad. That ought to fix it.