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By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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By idrow - 25/10/2018 22:08

Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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oldtimer 3

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:53

Cats don't do that. You have a raccoon problem and need to use bungee cords to tie down the lids.

purplepixie23 16

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:39

How do you know it was their cat? Was probably a trash panda.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:16

That Darned Cat!

purplepixie23 16

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:39

How do you know it was their cat? Was probably a trash panda.

tranced_ 45

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:55

Oh because cats are evil.. trash pandas are trash.. It's science.

oldtimer 3

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:53

Cats don't do that. You have a raccoon problem and need to use bungee cords to tie down the lids.

Selene1090 26

Wednesday 20 June 2018 21:02

We have cats that do that here. I have literally seen the cats in the bins and tearing up the bags before I chase them off. I'm not saying raccoons don't do it, but cats do it as well.

tounces7 27

Thursday 21 June 2018 5:08

My cats do that inside my own freaking house.

Ammaris Raposo 6

Wednesday 19 September 2018 3:50

Mine too. One will knock it down and him and another will ransack the can if anything is in there. Just today I caught my cat, Atlas, gnawing on a corn club from my lunch, literally 2 minutes after I threw it away.