Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would...

By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 60 918

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By sarcastic_centipede - 09/06/2021 06:02

Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML

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You deserved it 95

By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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You deserved it 4 151

By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 17:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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You deserved it 3 291

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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You deserved it 2 461

By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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You deserved it 333

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 919

You deserved it 1 927

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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You deserved it 32 195

By MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - 14/08/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML

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You deserved it 2 707

By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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You deserved it 614

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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You deserved it 52 223

Snicket 13

Monday 30 June 2014 1:22

Hulk miss, hulk mad, hulk sad.

Demonface54 20

Monday 30 June 2014 1:21

In what universe was that a good idea?

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FYLTHOUGH 15

Monday 30 June 2014 1:19

clean it up then

cakefete2 30

Monday 30 June 2014 2:57

Agreed, and OP has no one to blame but himself. This is the definition of YDI.

Animekid126 13

Monday 30 June 2014 9:26

What do you think they did before they posted this? ....

emily4040 18

Monday 30 June 2014 1:20

One question. Why?

jad0016 12

Monday 30 June 2014 1:26

You should leave the hulk smashing to the hulk

loooloool 13

Monday 30 June 2014 1:26

Why not?

GentlemanBastard 15

Monday 30 June 2014 1:32

15, I think the garbage everywhere is why not.

thexguyxnextdoor 10

Monday 30 June 2014 4:23

Sometimes we just have to try to be a little bit of awesome. If he would have succeeded it would have been pretty cool.

dede1245 1

Monday 30 June 2014 4:52

One question. Why not?

Demonface54 20

Monday 30 June 2014 1:21

In what universe was that a good idea?

steve31789 8

Monday 30 June 2014 1:32

In the marvel universe!!

thexguyxnextdoor 10

Monday 30 June 2014 4:25

In a teenage male's universe it makes plenty of sense. (I'm guessing he is teenager, because it is something I would do)

MandyMeow_fml 18

Monday 30 June 2014 1:21

You must learn to control your hulk smash

jgwyh 18

Monday 30 June 2014 1:22

Calm down Bruce Banner

Snicket 13

Monday 30 June 2014 1:22

Hulk miss, hulk mad, hulk sad.

Rallred32 20

Monday 30 June 2014 1:52

I mean, how do you miss a trash can?

TheAbstract 15

Monday 30 June 2014 9:30

Can't you read? Hulk miss.

feelingold 18

Monday 30 June 2014 1:23

someone forgot to take their Ritalin this morning.

ukeandfoodislife 19

Monday 30 June 2014 2:02

When I don't take my ADHD medication, I too turn into the Hulk.

SemiAuto 21

Monday 30 June 2014 1:24

Probably wasn't the best idea.

Steve95401 49

Monday 30 June 2014 6:15

Yeah? No shit!

DaMann360 19

Monday 30 June 2014 1:24

I did that once... Not really. I like to do things in the most laziest way possible

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 30 June 2014 1:24

Hulk FAIL.

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