By cestquoicebordel?? - France
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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  Futacy  |  29

OMG, thats so dumb! the best man should be a wizard, not an alien. and if you rely on the godess kalahira then your marriage will fall apart, just like zorlon and chea. GEEK POWER!
lol, jk... or am I..? ;-)


Let's flip the tables and say that OP is a girl and her fiancé is planning the wedding as NASCAR-themed. The priest will be Danica Patrick and everyone had to wear leather jackets covered in endorsements.

Is this still okay? Not to anybody but the most die-hard NASCAR fan.

This is the type of thing that needs to be agreed upon by both parties.

  fml121785  |  14

Start running! No, seriously though, if you really love this chick and want to marry her, you need to have a long talk with her and tell her that this is your wedding as much as hers and you would appreciate it if she would respect your ideas for the ceremony. Oh yea, and take your BALLS BACK from her while your at it! Fucking pussy!

  ElhonnaDS  |  10

If she wants them to talk about Kalahira, she actually wants him to be Thane, which would make her Shepard.

@OP- If you are not aware, the faux religion she's mimicking is the one frog-lizard alien guy who is one of the love interests in the Mass Effect series. It's unique to that character, and doesn't come up anywhere else in the game. Her wanting that specific thing in the ceremony might indicate she's using you wedding to indulge in this fantasy relationship from the game. I'm not sure how healthy that is. It would be the equivalent of you asking her to speak in an accent or cut and dye her hair like a particular actress you thought was hot for the wedding. If you're comfortable with that, then OK, but if my fiancee wanted to fantasize about marrying someone else and changed the wedding to help accommodate that, I'd be a little leery.

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

That's kind of what I was thinking. It could be fun but imagine this 20 years down the road. They'll think of their wedding as an out dated video game. At least do a classic like Mario or even better yet Mortal Kombat. Instead of "I do" it'll be "Fatality" "Finish him". Haha..