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By Dumped - United States Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML I agree, your life sucks 31561 You deserved it 3375 173 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, after 6 months of training and going to the gym every day, I realized that the only thing I've lost is $300 worth of gas. FML I agree, your life sucks 23481 You deserved it 5073 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Cadillac Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered "Fucking tryhard." FML I agree, your life sucks 25703 You deserved it 3389 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By arh - Australia - Newport Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML I agree, your life sucks 23600 You deserved it 8773 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ellie - Australia Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML I agree, your life sucks 30040 You deserved it 2472 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/5/2020 20:00 So special Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML I agree, your life sucks 1764 You deserved it 108 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tdtf - Germany - Neuburg Today, the company I work for decided to herald the step to becoming fully digital by hanging physical passive-aggressive flyers everywhere, urging everyone to go digital. Might as well have written, "Save the trees" on them. FML I agree, your life sucks 15700 You deserved it 1486 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gonkc - United States Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 53698 You deserved it 15176 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By John - United States - Midway City Today, one of my interviewers got so bored, he made a paper airplane out of my résumé. FML I agree, your life sucks 3672 You deserved it 556 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/3/2020 18:01 - United States - Springfield Out of the frying pan… Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML I agree, your life sucks 1470 You deserved it 132 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By likearacehorse - United States - Franklin Lakes Today, for the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML I agree, your life sucks 30530 You deserved it 3176 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML I agree, your life sucks 29657 You deserved it 2615 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadcartoons - Canada Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML I agree, your life sucks 37019 You deserved it 5028 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Scaryman - United States Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML I agree, your life sucks 35186 You deserved it 4147 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lillymean - United Kingdom Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML I agree, your life sucks 28397 You deserved it 6089 147 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/7/2020 08:01 Missed opportunities Today, I turned down a chance to go to a bar with a girl I like because I have an autoimmune disorder and don't want to get sick because of being irresponsible and obviously COVID 19. FML I agree, your life sucks 1652 You deserved it 224 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tbelle Today, my brother texted me a picture of his "upcoming disconnect" notice for his utility bill and asked if I could loan him the money to pay it. All I could give him was a picture of my "disconnected" notice. FML I agree, your life sucks 3438 You deserved it 417 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - La Crosse Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 27522 You deserved it 3909 179 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I'm over it - United States Today, I work 732 miles away from my wife and three children, and I rarely get to go home. After giving up many hours of family time to work on my last home visit, I returned to work only to have my boss accuse me of stealing time, dock me 50 hours, and "review" my employment for termination. FML I agree, your life sucks 23077 You deserved it 1526 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JustShutUp Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML I agree, your life sucks 13419 You deserved it 919 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By notthedad - China Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML I agree, your life sucks 60350 You deserved it 5630 257 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tj85 - United States Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML I agree, your life sucks 44757 You deserved it 2586 203 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Murfreesboro Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML I agree, your life sucks 31592 You deserved it 1633 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By siikman313 - United States Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML I agree, your life sucks 38480 You deserved it 3930 205 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dwaggle - United States Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML I agree, your life sucks 58095 You deserved it 2741 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hackshack - Brazil - Porto Alegre Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML I agree, your life sucks 25383 You deserved it 3923 123 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By foolishgirl - United States Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML I agree, your life sucks 16860 You deserved it 73854 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML I agree, your life sucks 44823 You deserved it 2892 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sexysue - United States Today, it was me and my husband's anniversary. He was at work, so I decided to dress up "sexy". You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother who'd visited to wish me a happy anniversary. FML I agree, your life sucks 23883 You deserved it 5719 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my sister bought my five year old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML I agree, your life sucks 39029 You deserved it 7921 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chihuahuanope - United States - Lincoln An Expensive Snack Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML I agree, your life sucks 6818 You deserved it 748 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jayne_dhoe - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend came home drunk and thought it would be funny to spray himself in the face with pepper spray. I was in his drunken firing line too. After him vomiting and being blinded for a few hours, he was fine. I, on the other hand, had a terrible allergic reaction and got rushed to hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 32607 You deserved it 5470 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Cardiff Today, after weeks of complaints and an engineer call-out for our photocopier, it turns out that all faults are user errors, and it's now my job to 'idiot proof' the printer. The people I work for are all educated on a Master's / PhD level and are responsible for cancer patient treatment at a major hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 3818 You deserved it 314 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Spoilicious - Singapore - Singapore Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 28995 You deserved it 2851 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lil123 - Canada - Calgary Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML I agree, your life sucks 34773 You deserved it 2706 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML I agree, your life sucks 27073 You deserved it 75513 171 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Speechless - United States - San Luis Obispo Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML I agree, your life sucks 38433 You deserved it 6274 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 36425 You deserved it 2641 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Notpunny - United States - Silver Spring Today, while making small talk with a veteran, I made the mistake of using the phrase "Cost an arm and a leg". He was a double amputee. FML I agree, your life sucks 18107 You deserved it 7790 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dumpedfornoreason - United States - Normal Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 2980 You deserved it 543 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By melisssa87 | 30 #7722472 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 2:38 I’m so sorry for your loss. They have their own innocent ways of making us laugh and smile Send a private message 2 0 Reply
Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent... I agree, your life sucks 578 You deserved it 121 3 Comments
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