Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML
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3/5/2012 03:29
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FlashBurn
| 13
I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.
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N8George
| 9
Personally, I prefer broccoli over carrots.
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FlashBurn
| 13
I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.
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CaramelMacchiato
| 13
I can just imagine it.
OP's dad: "Son, today you're a man." :}P
OP's dad: "Son, today you're a man." :}P
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Jonkbaby
| 18
are you talking about the bug or the pole
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MetalxSoldier
| 26
That is so Metal! (pun intended)
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MissssUnderstood
| 13
WTF .....
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onealmxwilson
| 18
It took two people to kill a cockroach?
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maxmex13
| 7
76 - Those guys are tough, they can withstand a nuclear bomb.
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kuykerjr
| 3
I just used a coffee pot to melt the the faces and legs then drop it around my house
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N8George
| 9
I hate ice cream but I love skittles.
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demonkonga
| 5
Next time use the metal pole to kill a raccon
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cakeddeath
| 1
Or a bear
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Jonkbaby
| 18
*beer
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rattusrattus
| 18
Nah, the metallic taste of the pole would taint the deliciousness of the beer. Just drink it straight from the glass like most people do.
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.
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XHerobrineX
| 4
Definitely necessary... Overkill never gets old. >=]
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KaanTech
| 0
i did clicked on you
Again as always...
i see you changed your about me section in your profile for the 2nd time.
i m your stalker here and here only
Again as always...
i see you changed your about me section in your profile for the 2nd time.
i m your stalker here and here only
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Oh wow, I'm so flattered that you even noticed. I'm blushing now. ;)
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Jf770
| 10
Didn't realize I commented the same thing as you o.O oops.
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pigbilly
| 0
Overkill: so rarely nessicery, but so often fun!
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xninix_fml
| 36
@62 I clicked on you ;P
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Keevarou
| 16
Just wait until the zombie apocalypse then!:)
But at least you two did some bonding, although not that much, but every bit counts ^^
Fyl :/
But at least you two did some bonding, although not that much, but every bit counts ^^
Fyl :/
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Krirn
| 21
Right, every bit of the cockroach counts towards more bonding.
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jerseyboy732
| 16
doesn't matter, bonded
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mugu
| 0
Yea psychopathy is a pretty specific thing to bond over lol!! Plus it's genetic, so I guess thats a plus point!!
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TwiztedYuri
| 9
killing roaches Still counts
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Jf770
| 10
A metal pole? Is that really necessary?
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metalwolf
| 17
They probably didn't have fire or or a satellite in orbit so i guess they settled.
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Jonkbaby
| 18
13 twss
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Jf770
| 10
I usually use a shoe...
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Il_Maestro
| 6
They probably couldn't find their Nokia phones
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KnightAngela1109
| 10
Ohhh you guys can come over to my aunt's house you and your father will leave being closer then ever
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moneybagz131
| 6
I know how u feel. We've even dealing with roaches for the past 3 years because my cuzin slept over and brought her backpack. They came from her backpack,.,
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william8691
| 10
#14's right you should go to her aunts and you guys could have a four some that would definitely give you guys bonding time possibly an everyday bonding routine lol
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ILoveEggnog
| 7
Was it the size of a car or something?
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kateRAWR
| 4
If it was the size of a car i think they would have used a lorry to kill it :)