By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 03:29 - United States

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML
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FlashBurn 13
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I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.

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N8George 9
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Personally, I prefer broccoli over carrots.

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FlashBurn 13
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I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

I can just imagine it. OP's dad: "Son, today you're a man." :}P

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Jonkbaby 22
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are you talking about the bug or the pole

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MetalxSoldier 26

That is so Metal! (pun intended)

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onealmxwilson 18

It took two people to kill a cockroach?

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maxmex13 7

76 - Those guys are tough, they can withstand a nuclear bomb.

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kuykerjr 3
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I just used a coffee pot to melt the the faces and legs then drop it around my house

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N8George 9
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I hate ice cream but I love skittles.

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demonkonga 5

Next time use the metal pole to kill a raccon

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cakeddeath 1

Or a bear

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rattusrattus 18
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Nah, the metallic taste of the pole would taint the deliciousness of the beer. Just drink it straight from the glass like most people do.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.

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XHerobrineX 4
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Definitely necessary... Overkill never gets old. >=]

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KaanTech 0
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i did clicked on you Again as always... i see you changed your about me section in your profile for the 2nd time. i m your stalker here and here only

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DontClickOnMe 28

Oh wow, I'm so flattered that you even noticed. I'm blushing now. ;)

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Jf770 10
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Didn't realize I commented the same thing as you o.O oops.

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pigbilly 0

Overkill: so rarely nessicery, but so often fun!

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xninix_fml 36

@62 I clicked on you ;P

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Keevarou 17
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Just wait until the zombie apocalypse then!:) But at least you two did some bonding, although not that much, but every bit counts ^^ Fyl :/

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Krirn 21
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Right, every bit of the cockroach counts towards more bonding.

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jerseyboy732 16

doesn't matter, bonded

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mugu 0
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Yea psychopathy is a pretty specific thing to bond over lol!! Plus it's genetic, so I guess thats a plus point!!

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TwiztedYuri 9

killing roaches Still counts

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Jf770 10
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A metal pole? Is that really necessary?

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metalwolf 17
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They probably didn't have fire or or a satellite in orbit so i guess they settled.

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Jf770 10
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I usually use a shoe...

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Il_Maestro 6
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They probably couldn't find their Nokia phones

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KnightAngela1109 10

Ohhh you guys can come over to my aunt's house you and your father will leave being closer then ever

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moneybagz131 6

I know how u feel. We've even dealing with roaches for the past 3 years because my cuzin slept over and brought her backpack. They came from her backpack,.,

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william8691 10

#14's right you should go to her aunts and you guys could have a four some that would definitely give you guys bonding time possibly an everyday bonding routine lol

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ILoveEggnog 7
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Was it the size of a car or something?

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kateRAWR 4
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If it was the size of a car i think they would have used a lorry to kill it :)

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