FML : Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 3 May 2012 03:29 / United States

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By FlashBurn | 13

#4385837 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:20

I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.

By DontClickOnMe | 28

#4385858 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:25

Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.

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By N8George | 9

#4385824 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:18

Personally, I prefer broccoli over carrots.

By FlashBurn | 13

#4385837 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:20

I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.

CaramelMacchiato | 13

#4385856 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:25

I can just imagine it. OP's dad: "Son, today you're a man." :}P

Jonkbaby | 16

#4385994 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:58

are you talking about the bug or the pole

MetalxSoldier | 26

#4386221 - Thursday 3 May 2012 10:45

That is so Metal! (pun intended)

MissssUnderstood | 13

#4386549 - Thursday 3 May 2012 02:07

WTF .....

onealmxwilson | 18

#4388916 - Friday 4 May 2012 02:26

It took two people to kill a cockroach?

maxmex13 | 7

#4388963 - Friday 4 May 2012 02:37

76 - Those guys are tough, they can withstand a nuclear bomb.

kuykerjr | 3

#4390293 - Friday 4 May 2012 02:07

I just used a coffee pot to melt the the faces and legs then drop it around my house

By N8George | 9

#4385844 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:21

I hate ice cream but I love skittles.

By demonkonga | 5

#4385848 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:22

Next time use the metal pole to kill a raccon

cakeddeath | 1

#4385878 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:29

Or a bear

Jonkbaby | 16

#4386017 - Thursday 3 May 2012 09:02

*beer

rattusrattus | 18

#4386234 - Thursday 3 May 2012 10:53

Nah, the metallic taste of the pole would taint the deliciousness of the beer. Just drink it straight from the glass like most people do.

By DontClickOnMe | 28

#4385858 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:25

Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.

XHerobrineX | 4

#4385964 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:51

Definitely necessary... Overkill never gets old. >=]

KaanTech | 0

#4386790 - Thursday 3 May 2012 03:38

i did clicked on you Again as always... i see you changed your about me section in your profile for the 2nd time. i m your stalker here and here only

DontClickOnMe | 28

#4387035 - Thursday 3 May 2012 05:12

Oh wow, I'm so flattered that you even noticed. I'm blushing now. ;)

Jf770 | 10

#4387631 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:09

Didn't realize I commented the same thing as you o.O oops.

pigbilly | 0

#4411302 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 08:41

Overkill: so rarely nessicery, but so often fun!

xninix_fml | 36

#5598034 - Thursday 25 July 2013 11:57

@62 I clicked on you ;P

By Keevarou | 16

#4385880 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:29

Just wait until the zombie apocalypse then!:) But at least you two did some bonding, although not that much, but every bit counts ^^ Fyl :/

Krirn | 21

#4386263 - Thursday 3 May 2012 11:20

Right, every bit of the cockroach counts towards more bonding.

By jerseyboy732 | 16

#4385882 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:29

doesn't matter, bonded

mugu | 0

#4386108 - Thursday 3 May 2012 09:34

Yea psychopathy is a pretty specific thing to bond over lol!! Plus it's genetic, so I guess thats a plus point!!

TwiztedYuri | 9

#4386745 - Thursday 3 May 2012 03:25

killing roaches Still counts

By Jf770 | 10

#4385884 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:30

A metal pole? Is that really necessary?

metalwolf | 17

#4385961 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:50

They probably didn't have fire or or a satellite in orbit so i guess they settled.

Jonkbaby | 16

#4386001 - Thursday 3 May 2012 09:00

13 twss

Jf770 | 10

#4387614 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:06

I usually use a shoe...

Il_Maestro | 6

#4388218 - Thursday 3 May 2012 11:33

They probably couldn't find their Nokia phones

By KnightAngela1109 | 10

#4385907 - Thursday 3 May 2012 08:34

Ohhh you guys can come over to my aunt's house you and your father will leave being closer then ever

moneybagz131 | 6

#4386231 - Thursday 3 May 2012 10:52

I know how u feel. We've even dealing with roaches for the past 3 years because my cuzin slept over and brought her backpack. They came from her backpack,.,

william8691 | 10

#4387070 - Thursday 3 May 2012 05:24

#14's right you should go to her aunts and you guys could have a four some that would definitely give you guys bonding time possibly an everyday bonding routine lol