By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 03:29 - United States

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML
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I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.

Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.

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Personally, I prefer broccoli over carrots.

I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.

I can just imagine it. OP's dad: "Son, today you're a man." :}P

are you talking about the bug or the pole

That is so Metal! (pun intended)

It took two people to kill a cockroach?

76 - Those guys are tough, they can withstand a nuclear bomb.

I just used a coffee pot to melt the the faces and legs then drop it around my house

I hate ice cream but I love skittles.

Next time use the metal pole to kill a raccon

Nah, the metallic taste of the pole would taint the deliciousness of the beer. Just drink it straight from the glass like most people do.

Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.

Definitely necessary... Overkill never gets old. >=]

i did clicked on you Again as always... i see you changed your about me section in your profile for the 2nd time. i m your stalker here and here only

Oh wow, I'm so flattered that you even noticed. I'm blushing now. ;)

Didn't realize I commented the same thing as you o.O oops.

Overkill: so rarely nessicery, but so often fun!

@62 I clicked on you ;P

Just wait until the zombie apocalypse then!:) But at least you two did some bonding, although not that much, but every bit counts ^^ Fyl :/

Right, every bit of the cockroach counts towards more bonding.

doesn't matter, bonded

Yea psychopathy is a pretty specific thing to bond over lol!! Plus it's genetic, so I guess thats a plus point!!

killing roaches Still counts

A metal pole? Is that really necessary?

They probably didn't have fire or or a satellite in orbit so i guess they settled.

I usually use a shoe...

They probably couldn't find their Nokia phones

Ohhh you guys can come over to my aunt's house you and your father will leave being closer then ever

I know how u feel. We've even dealing with roaches for the past 3 years because my cuzin slept over and brought her backpack. They came from her backpack,.,

#14's right you should go to her aunts and you guys could have a four some that would definitely give you guys bonding time possibly an everyday bonding routine lol

Was it the size of a car or something?

If it was the size of a car i think they would have used a lorry to kill it :)