Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML
Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
Today, I went to the location of me and my wife’s first date, because I miss her, and barely get to see her because of our work schedules… Only to see her there on a date. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
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Chazzster 32
Ouch! You are a good friend to your wife, but this is not a good sign for the marriage.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Why did you console her? Seems like you had a lot of other options, ranging from walking out to "Yeah, I don't want to hear any more of this."
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Chazzster 32
Ouch! You are a good friend to your wife, but this is not a good sign for the marriage.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Why did you console her? Seems like you had a lot of other options, ranging from walking out to "Yeah, I don't want to hear any more of this."