By Anonymous - United States
Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML
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  perdix  |  29

#3, care to share one here? That is the point of this site. If your comment is too embarrassing, you can always protect your anonymity by wearing sunglasses ;)

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  zandalee  |  19

I'm actually worried about OP here. Why the hell are they always watching their elderly neighbor? Doesn't sound like OP gets out much... Sounds to me like the old guy has a more exciting life with his 'kitty' than OP...

By  perdix  |  29

He's looking for pussy. You should lock your doors and stay inside.

Someone probably sold the dirty, old bastard a fake Rohypnol plant, so he can give home-grown roofies to whomever answers his caterwauling calls.