By Roommate - 28/09/2016 16:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
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Cathrin 26

Is your roommate male or lesbian? He/she might be trying to drop a hint.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Soak your toothbrush in boiling water. That should kill anything.

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Cathrin 26

Is your roommate male or lesbian? He/she might be trying to drop a hint.

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ChiefKoala 30

That's a might weird way of dropping a hint. When I'm ready for kids, I'm gonna tell my girlfriend by throwing baby dolls at the window. you have inspired me, thank you.

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ThrottleJockey 35

So long as it's AT the window and not OUT the window. That may send the wrong message.

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Jay18 22

the thoughts that come to my mind after reading that has made my night

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katiz99 1

?. Burn it. Then find a new house or house mate ASAP ????

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Soparot 29

Your roommate needs to learn about manners. You should never touch your roommate's personal stuff unless you know for a fact that they are ok with it. Assuming you have mouthwash handy, give your toothbrush a nice wash in that. It'll clean it right up.

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cuz803 44

There's been worse...wait...OP get a restraining order!

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Mynamewontfi 40

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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Saikon1357 25

Go to Walmart, buy a new toothbrush because that's disgusting. Send them a picture with the text, "I want a divorce."

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RichardPencil 30

Tell her, "Oh, that's not my toothbrush. It's the tool I use to get rid of stubborn dingleberries and dried-up semen. Kisses!"

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