Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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jj732 0
take a hint, eh?
MukyDaCookie 0
I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____
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Broc 0
He should have gotten you Hooked on Phonics.
Zoa_fml 0
Uh, it should have been "my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary"
wordgirl 0
#59 said it for me. "my boyfriend's and my" is the proper structure there.
xroflmaoxd 0
You grammar fail. You might as well say I's boyfriend and I's 3 year anniversary. >.>
kronk45 0
Maybe the next gift should be English Grammar for Dummies....
t3resa 0
that's a nice gift, you should be thankful for what you have.
kingsolomon89 0
he "surprised" you. who wants books as a present by the way? you are one mean girlfriend. "can i get a bj with these books"
u_suck 0
Man, I don't know what's worse... The FML posted by the girl or the stupid repeats here!?! I'm sure by the second post correcting the "I's" situation was enough. And who are you all to call somebody out on their weight just because of what she posted? I'm sure half of you ignorant's who posted on here weigh more than you should weigh and feel better by giving her "advice." Another thing, you all have screwed up on grammer so just shut up about one mistake on here! Dang! It's damn annoying, again, reading the same crap from different people! Now to the girl who posted this: Take it as a compliment he bought you that. If you both end the relationship later on you can use the video and equipment to help you get in shape and get some one better. As well as shutting all these idiots up!
satanicminnow1 1
Damn, the Grammar Nazis are out in force today... Anyways, it sounds like you need to work on your self esteem.
maxam_fml 0
First of all your gift was way too expensive. But his was RUDE. I actually think I'd dump him over it.