Today, I decided that I was going to see a counselor due to the high amounts of stress my life. I planned to book the appointment when I got home. As soon as I got home, I noticed I had been robbed while I was at work. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
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RichardPencil 32
The good news is that you're going to have even more to talk about. You're really going to get your money's worth!
RichardPencil 32
Yes, but saying "I got burgled" seems like you had naughty fun.
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
The good news is that you're going to have even more to talk about. You're really going to get your money's worth!
cacheson 42
Fun fact: if you’re home when it happens it’s robbery and if you’re not home it’s burglary!
RichardPencil 32
Yes, but saying "I got burgled" seems like you had naughty fun.
Jonkbaby 23
Dont let them take your peace of mind. Please do seek counseling, friend