Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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jj732 0
take a hint, eh?
MukyDaCookie 0
I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____
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Comments (158)
Stewie90 6
Your grammar and spelling sucks ass btw.
HarborLights 0
Ouch. Unless you were saying "Man, I need to lose weight." or "I'm so unfit!" I can see how that would be hurtful.
abcdefgh_fml 0
ok i get your point but i would love to get that! i mean you can at least put it to good use.. right?!
KorbenDeck 5
It means he loves you and cares about you health
Unvirtuous 0
I wholeheartedly agree with #67.
skeet_shooter 0
Everybody whose comment was "Take the hint and lose weight", I'd like to suggest an alternate answer: "Take the hint and find a guy who appreciates all of you instead of expects you to be a magazine model." With all due respect, I get so sick of reading day after day how you have no right to be perfectly happy with yourself if you aren't having bikini shots posted in magazines on a weekly basis. Honestly... if it WAS a weight hint - which I find somewhat doubtful, he could have heard you say something and thought that was what you wanted - if it was a "Change how you look to make me happier" commentary then you certainly don't owe it to him to do so. Your size is his problem, not yours, if you're happy.
sugardot 0
look at it this way you only spent $300 ...the equipment alone costs way more than that.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Okay, I'm betting he was saying, here honey, you can get in shape if you want. I'm 4'11", 95 lbs., and 26" waist, but that just means I'm skinny, not that I'm fit. I should get fit, come to think of it.
ACDCfan 0
If this isn't enough motivation for you to lose weight then I don't know what is!
brokenrecord07 0
Just so you're aware: The grammatically correct way to word you first sentence is, " My boyfriend and my ..." because you wouldn't say, "it's i's anniversary." you would say, "it's MY anniversary." Thus, you do the same thing when including another person. I do appreciate your effort to be grammatically correct, though. And your boyfriend must really care about you to do that. Take it for what it is and don't be offended. Love him even more.