By birdmagnet - 25/04/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML
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alex_vik 0

90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?

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justme08 0

DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!

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justme08 0

DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!

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chaos753159 4
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lemonz im at da top

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youandme4ever_fml 0

I'm sorry:(

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pedosmurf 7

Actually some say it's good luck so try the lottery? :)

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jj732 0

i think i peed a little, ehh

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ellebell 0

bahaha that sucks...next time wear a scarf or something over your head

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a1mostevi1 0

pwnt..

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sinceidcishare 0

Two-and-a-half hours getting my hair done would kill me. But I've had a bird crap on me before, right after I stepped out of the bus station in New York City...so I feel for you.

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alex_vik 0

90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?

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abasio 1

A girl's hair cut. Always a fucking waste of money.

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stiles_fml 0
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WTF y spend 90 dollars for 2 and half hours? bird crap is good luck though

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frootloop25 0
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HAHAHA. THIS IS A TRUE FML! Wow I feel so bad for you! I worry about this happening to me all the time! It really sucks. I hope you...er...managed to some how remove the poop and still have the pretty $90 hair!

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ombrelle 0

where are you that a fancy hair salon gets you $90 and 2.5 hours??? That's pretty cheap! and since I work at a salon if you went back they would've fixed it for you... hairdressers are not assholes... so not really fml worthy

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NurseHolly 3

That's what I was thinking... $90 is a crazy deal!

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SarcasticUnicorn 9
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In my city the average is about 50 dollars and like one hour. I didn't know there were places where it was 90 and 2.5 hours! O.O

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idkxd13 0
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wow that really sucks lol at least you'll get good luck!

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