Love: Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided...

By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By Lucachoo - 21/10/2016 05:16

Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

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By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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jj732 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:24

take a hint, eh?

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:32

I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____

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xolotl 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:48

So? Why is it an insult that he's trying to help you get in shape/be healthier/lose weight or whatever? I wish someone would by me exercise equipment.

saxlover 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:49

YDI because it's me and my boyfriend's anniversary, not my boyfriend and I's anniversary. That just sounds stupid.

0 3

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:50

I's don't be thinkin' that how you's do grammar

RagingClue 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:52

I agree with #38, people need to stop posting shit that isn't funny. "Today I lost my phone. FML" LOLOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS. You could try getting your lazy ass off the computer and looking for your phone. Also, I have a raging clue.

monicamischief 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:58

YDI for being fat and/or complaining about your weight to your boyfriend. god. i hate most girls.

ammali 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:03

#30, the world could use less fat dudes too, you know.

audiogasmic 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:05

it's "my boyfriend's and my". break it into two seperate sentences. 'my boyfriend's anniversary" "my anniversary" ergo, "my boyfriend's and my anniversary" okay anyway what an asshole, if he's trying to give you a hint he could try to not be an ass about it.

SilentGround 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:06

maybe he wants you to have raging biceps, triceps, quads and to be able to bust through a brick wall. never know.

JCRothe22 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:13

That's nice you bought him his books... have you been complaining about wanting to get into shape at all? I know I have and I'm not fat at all but I would love work out equipment cuz working out makes you feel so much better about yourself!!! So maybe he doesn't think you're fat (unless you really are)