Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
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Comments (107)
yaboi19 10
Haha... When great ideas backfire
khorstmye 15
If you quit then you can't collect unemployment.
Joshawott 21
Fifty years later, two young children will wonder up to their grandparents and ask how they met, before being told the weirdest story ever.
LPisLame 16
Someone wants unemployment.
DylanHasClass 17
Bring on that promotion
classicsparkles 17
On the list of stupid shit I've heard... have you considered not going in, or answering your phone? That would leave you on the record as terminated you know.
catmint 13
Grow a pair and call him a ****. Or just hand yer ****** notice in, pussy.
Niedermayer_20 12
Looking for attention.
tintin10_fml 13
Let us know how it goes.
Twisted_Angel 17
Should have "accidentally" sent an email to your boss about how you can do their job so much better and you wouldn't let them walk your dog without supervision.