By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 029
You deserved it 40 561

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.

Comments

If you quit then you can't collect unemployment.

Fifty years later, two young children will wonder up to their grandparents and ask how they met, before being told the weirdest story ever.

On the list of stupid shit I've heard... have you considered not going in, or answering your phone? That would leave you on the record as terminated you know.

Grow a pair and call him a ****. Or just hand yer ****** notice in, pussy.

tintin10_fml 13
Twisted_Angel 17

Should have "accidentally" sent an email to your boss about how you can do their job so much better and you wouldn't let them walk your dog without supervision.