Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
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Comments (107)
loserman67 36
Very appropriate that your signature is "******" - be prepared to get ****** - one way or another
xxreikoxx 31
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" — Skull Kid, Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Unlike Link, you brought this upon yourself by not putting in your two weeks and looking for another job. Please tell us more about how you deserved this one, OP.
Dean__Winchester 16
Dude, why don't you just turn in your two weeks? Have fun with your date!
ADBurns 22
Honestly. You're an idiot ... That is all.
squarecircles 13
And when you get to the bedroom, if the bed squeaks, you can give your 2 squeaks notice.
annarcheer 19
your an idiot.
mrmcleod 29
You're*
SwordSlayer99 11
Maybe you will like the date. You never know, give it a chance.
collkw 4
Next thing you know, you'll be planning your wedding in 2 months.
freakface99 4
Step1: bang her Step2: quit
alex_jaguara 33
My advice: Don't make situations as complicated as they can be.