Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
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puppie406
| 23
Damn man, that's some desperate measures tbh... FYL op, and good luck with the bitchy boss!
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Moosebandit
| 6
That's very kind of you
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bmhampt91
| 18
that will last what, a day?
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atrusion
| 15
Aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine
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bmhampt91
| 18
Yes sir :)
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JustinJK
| 21
a day of the boss not being a cunt, is at least one good day of retaining OP's sanity lasting a little longer
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vsus98
| 22
Hey, at least she did something about it. Most people would just stew in their unhappiness. Props to OP.
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Moosebandit
| 6
That's very kind of you
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Leading someone on is kind now? I'm not sure I follow.
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igive
| 28
This is a form of catfishing.
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Ichiya
| 29
Kind to herself not to the boss.
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PrincessZelda_HR
| 22
Well, who doesn't want to mysteriously get sent flowers? It's not exactly a rude thing to do; everyone appreciates a compliment
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puppie406
| 23
Damn man, that's some desperate measures tbh... FYL op, and good luck with the bitchy boss!
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rshweky
| 17
I hate bosses like that. They always expect you to be perfect and any little stupid mistake can be catastrophic. I've had that kind of boss before. FYL OP.
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Exobadger
| 15
until she notices she never got another letter, and it was probably fake, you should be golden.
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klm2purple
| 18
I think she might need more than just flowers...
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theRonin
| 18
That should be a start, 6. There's always a next step and getting an expensive man whore.
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tylercoffman420
| 19
i think an anonymous vibrator would suffice
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Silk_Routes
| 14
Hope this act would favour U atleast
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Lalala579121
| 27
Assuming OP's place of employment starts with a U, as you seem to be doing, I doubt it would favor them at all as it would probably just distract the boss from doing her actual work.
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MonstreBelle
| 28
13- Um, what? I'm not sure if you're trying to make a smartass comment about 7's use of "U", but if you are then you should make sure your comment at least makes sense before attempting to be a grammar/spelling Nazi in the future
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thawny_fml
| 21
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm not a psycho, bitch like you.
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iAlissa
| 34
Don't quit your day job there, Dr. Seuss
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LMAO__no
| 15
How about: "Roses are red, violets are not. You're not a psycho bitch, how about some cock?" much better
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Kazze
| 31
That's... that's not much better, 38..
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thawny_fml
| 21
Honestly I'd need a day job to begin with.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
What if she starts harassing you more because of her frustration at not being able to find her mysterious admirer
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MrsPegg
| 45
Kind of what I was thinking. I find it a little cruel actually.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
He should wear a mustache and date her like Peter Griffin did to his boss
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writerchic85
| 25
Make sure to have a friend to stuff in your pants to "use" on her
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paginis
| 8
Isn't there HR where you can ask for help or a transfer?