Aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine

Yes sir :)

a day of the boss not being a cunt, is at least one good day of retaining OP's sanity lasting a little longer

Hey, at least she did something about it. Most people would just stew in their unhappiness. Props to OP.

Leading someone on is kind now? I'm not sure I follow.

This is a form of catfishing.

Kind to herself not to the boss.

Well, who doesn't want to mysteriously get sent flowers? It's not exactly a rude thing to do; everyone appreciates a compliment

That should be a start, 6. There's always a next step and getting an expensive man whore.

i think an anonymous vibrator would suffice

Assuming OP's place of employment starts with a U, as you seem to be doing, I doubt it would favor them at all as it would probably just distract the boss from doing her actual work.

13- Um, what? I'm not sure if you're trying to make a smartass comment about 7's use of "U", but if you are then you should make sure your comment at least makes sense before attempting to be a grammar/spelling Nazi in the future

Don't quit your day job there, Dr. Seuss

How about: "Roses are red, violets are not. You're not a psycho bitch, how about some cock?" much better

That's... that's not much better, 38..

Honestly I'd need a day job to begin with.

Kind of what I was thinking. I find it a little cruel actually.

He should wear a mustache and date her like Peter Griffin did to his boss

Make sure to have a friend to stuff in your pants to "use" on her