that will last what, a day?

Aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine

Yes sir :)

a day of the boss not being a cunt, is at least one good day of retaining OP's sanity lasting a little longer

Hey, at least she did something about it. Most people would just stew in their unhappiness. Props to OP.

That's very kind of you

Leading someone on is kind now? I'm not sure I follow.

This is a form of catfishing.

Kind to herself not to the boss.

Well, who doesn't want to mysteriously get sent flowers? It's not exactly a rude thing to do; everyone appreciates a compliment

Damn man, that's some desperate measures tbh... FYL op, and good luck with the bitchy boss!

I hate bosses like that. They always expect you to be perfect and any little stupid mistake can be catastrophic. I've had that kind of boss before. FYL OP.

until she notices she never got another letter, and it was probably fake, you should be golden.

I think she might need more than just flowers...

That should be a start, 6. There's always a next step and getting an expensive man whore.

i think an anonymous vibrator would suffice

Hope this act would favour U atleast

Assuming OP's place of employment starts with a U, as you seem to be doing, I doubt it would favor them at all as it would probably just distract the boss from doing her actual work.

13- Um, what? I'm not sure if you're trying to make a smartass comment about 7's use of "U", but if you are then you should make sure your comment at least makes sense before attempting to be a grammar/spelling Nazi in the future

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm not a psycho, bitch like you.

Don't quit your day job there, Dr. Seuss

How about: "Roses are red, violets are not. You're not a psycho bitch, how about some cock?" much better

That's... that's not much better, 38..

Honestly I'd need a day job to begin with.

What if she starts harassing you more because of her frustration at not being able to find her mysterious admirer

Kind of what I was thinking. I find it a little cruel actually.

He should wear a mustache and date her like Peter Griffin did to his boss

Make sure to have a friend to stuff in your pants to "use" on her

Isn't there HR where you can ask for help or a transfer?