Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
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Comments (107)
tranced_ 45
sleep your way to success !
kingkobrastrikes 13
Who knows, maybe you won't want to quit/get fired. maybe after a good date you will get a promotion ;)
lazyslumber 18
Wow was that on your bucket list, never heard of anyone writing a sexual letter to their boss!! Anyway your plan will work, your boss would have horny expectations for the date and when he knows you had no sexual intentions and you were messing with him/her, I see you getting fired OP.
caleb_ohs 8
It's looks better on your résumé to quit a job then be fired...
cathrope 10
Tried that as well and it doesn't work Op.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
... You actually got lucky that you didn't get hit with a sexual harassment suit. How stupid can someone be?
badgercheese94 16
Right? Fired alone would be if you were lucky. Also, it's extremely low to lie about being sexually interested in someone, that's messing with emotions and psychologically cruel.
killer0689 20
I guess a promotion awaits you ;)
lazyninja334 15
that must have been awkward! hopefully you figure out something! good luck
moomimamoo 24
HAHAHAH I'm sorry that's hilarious. Why can't you just resign??
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Why would you want to get fired?? That would look so bad if you were trying to get another job. Just quit.