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First! And OUCH.
...that's great. :l u win nothing.
I win the recognition of being first.
What did the orthodontist have to say about that?
Well you should've shaved if you know she has braces.
At least you weren't circumcised by them.
Did she cough up a pubic fur ball?
Did you curl up into a fetal position after?
Yuck, F both your lives!!!
Did it hurt?
At least you got a bj
17 true
haha 110 ur picture made ur comment hilarious
At least she's not a cheese grater
Sounds like everything was going good up until then.
What did the orthodontist have to say about that?
But, he cried the whole time! (Doesn't matter, had sex!) -Lonely Island
If she still wears braces, she's too young for you bro. or you're both too young to be doing this sorta stuff.
You know I don't think the twelve seconds of head compensates for getting all your pubes ripped out at once
who needs a razor?
Nice Krueger sweater. Also. If his girlfriend is black, he has himself a black-n-decker pecker wrecker.
Just like a lawn mower.
A GAAAAAAAAYYYYY lawn mower.
Aw hell, posted by accident… anyways, I apologize, the word "GAAAAYYY" is just the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see Señor Cheng. So yeah, that was… random.
... Ow...
It's only "ow" if blood was involved
Je pensais que tu étais belle ... telle rage ...
P.s I've worked with patients who have been stabbed in the eye.... There is a lot of blood.
Well, it could have been more embarrassing, oh wait nevermind sorry.
I cringed at the thought of this. FYL. I'm really sorry. But hey, at least you got head right?
^ You're dumb.
Pffftttt... Amateurs!
Good ol lawn mowers
Keywords
Some manscaping is in place…
Just like a lawn mower.