Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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djb23
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old women need love too!
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farmgirl
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well, are you a paid intern? because now might be your chance
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djb23
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old women need love too!
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yanni222
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Maybe shes had extensive plastic surgury and is really sexy
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caramelize
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Doesn't matter. The OP shouldn't have drank so much in the first place. YDI, idiot.
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KumoFF7
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LMAO YDI for being a drunk idiot.
ish not my usual trolling, its the truth D:
ish not my usual trolling, its the truth D:
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monicamischief
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because i'm sure you have never, ever accidently drank too much.
that doesn't make him an idiot, that makes him human
that doesn't make him an idiot, that makes him human
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KumoFF7
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yes because im a teenager, and i'm straight edge.
So i have never drank too much.
So i have never drank too much.
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mopho
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drinking too much is one thing.
drinking too much when your boss is around is another.
drinking too much when your boss is around is another.
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persiancutie
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hahaha i moderated this
YDI for drinking too much and maybe deep deep deep very deep you had feelings for her and thats why you made out with her XD
who knows? maybe tomorrow you'll get a raise hahhahahaha!
who am i kidding
FAIL,FYL!
YDI for drinking too much and maybe deep deep deep very deep you had feelings for her and thats why you made out with her XD
who knows? maybe tomorrow you'll get a raise hahhahahaha!
who am i kidding
FAIL,FYL!
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CopperTop47
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CHA CHING! you now can not be fired, or you can sue the company for sexual harassment... congrats, you have just made yourself a liability!
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FarSide
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Besides giving her a ride on the road to Hell, I am sure her self esteem skyrocketed. Similarly, your self esteem probably hit an all-time low... I would be embarrassed to admit this episode to my closest friend.
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kingston52
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MILF
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monicamischief
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@ 46
so you are running your mouth off about something YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE ON?
yeah, that makes so much fucking sense.
you can't call someone an idiot for drinking too much when you have never fucking drank.
have fun with that boring straight edge'd life of yours
so you are running your mouth off about something YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE ON?
yeah, that makes so much fucking sense.
you can't call someone an idiot for drinking too much when you have never fucking drank.
have fun with that boring straight edge'd life of yours
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LOLPWNTHAHA
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GILF*
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jonny2x4
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Straightedge, my ass! If you were really straightedge you wouldn't drink at all!
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FarSide
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@17:
You mean like Nancy Pelosi (plus Botox)?
You mean like Nancy Pelosi (plus Botox)?
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kyle4321
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oh im sorry since when were teenagers legally allowed to drink at all?
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Apocalyptus
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Since always if you're not in America, which a large percentage of the world's population isn't.
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TrolltheLand
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YDI for buying the hannah montana movie
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iiNsTinK
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"we all do dumb shit when we are fucked up"
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sarahalyssa_fml
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No, no, and no. You see why people have ABSOLUTELY NO respect to drinkers? It is a horrible habbit, and many European countries stop it, so can the other side of the world too?!?
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Chocolate_Chunk
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No european country stops it. try muslim.
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Evilpishi
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Cougars are hot!
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minesbiggerr
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Chocolate chunk you mean Islam? Please know about what you are talking about next time you comment
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Crash92
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Maybe you should try to get laid by somebody your own age, or are you just that repulsive?
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jonny2x4
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He wasn't getting laid. He was just making out.
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hawkloverr
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I'm that repulsive
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nomnomsean
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH HAH AHHAH AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHaha
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JohnnyS52
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I mean if u can read it clearly says making out not getting laid
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PumpkinTarte
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You should stop drinking so much, then..
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farmgirl
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well, are you a paid intern? because now might be your chance
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djb23
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haha shit! i like how you think
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spoo
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Bingo, you are bullet proof... sorta
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DameGreyWulf
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Now that's definitely YDI lol
Still funny as hell...
Still funny as hell...
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bensitu
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You know how they say don't drink and drive...don't drink and bone.
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Hallelujahrip
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Nice Knocked Up reference.
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fmelanieslife
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Dude, why are you getting hammered with your boss?
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GeeKYprincess121
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I'm in luv wiff my grandmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Conkers
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To top it off, the chances are she can't get pregnant, so there's no chance of her husband, if she has one, finding out. To put it bluntly, I think she may think you want 2nds.
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mopho
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Not only is she probably infertile, but if she wears dentures, she can take them out to give him a toothless BJ! :D
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jonny2x4
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Granted, she may not get preggo, but you can still catch crotch crickets or worse. Besides, you' ll probably need quite a bit of KY to ease on in.
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Marcella1016
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I just threw up in my mouth.
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Conkers
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That'd be more like blackmail to be used against yourself.