By _The__Doctor_ - 31/12/2012 22:44 - United States - Venice

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Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime. He was strapped to my back the whole way down. FML
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lilhellian 26

Don't worry that's just turbulence.. Giggity...

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Steve95401 49

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Quest_ 13

And of course there's always one moron who tells the victim of sexual harassment that she should be flattered.

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TheWindowLicker 13

Probably didn't actually think of what s/he typed, 49. Just wanted first comment. With that said, it's ******* creepy.

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SillyGirl4602 23

She should take it as a compliment? I disagree. What he said was very creepy and inappropriate.

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lilhellian 26

The fact that it's thumbed up! 0.0 Dafaq..

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Brool_Story_Co 17

Wow, it was probably a ******* joke. Don't get so worked up over it.

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Brett41 10

This is among some of the best (or worst) pickup lines.. including: "that shirt is very becoming of you.. of course, if i were on you id be cumming too. Hi there, [insert your name here]" and "Are you a Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get. Hi there, [insert your name here]".

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cheezepoof2002 4

says the girl that none ever wanted to dive into.

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sugarshane007 20

I'm sure there is a fetish for that.

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Yousuck24 21

There's a fetish for everything these days.

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lilhellian 26

I have a fetish for your comments! Please give me more! /sarcasm

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FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22

Nothing's more attractive than a girl who's brave enough to sky-dive :)

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lilhellian 26

A girl who is brave enough to sky dive naked?

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Brett41 10

Unless they're ugly, then skydiving doesn't really do anything..

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sugarshane007 20

He may even 'chute himself in the foot with that one.

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klovemachine 24

His chute may open early :D

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LiterOfCola 16

Premature ejection.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

it was indeed a very in-descent comment to make!

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BunchieRules 31

Agreed; that pun was just plane dumb.

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Dblocker 18

Maybe he really wanted to painfully dive into your body. You never know people these days.

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lilhellian 26

Don't worry that's just turbulence.. Giggity...

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ICastillo 24

Well did you feel something poking your back the whole way down?

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heliraptor 13

Skydiving, lame pick up lines.. Sounds to me as if he's making up for a wonky parachute, if ya know what I mean..

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laurenlovesjb 20

Say something to his boss/supervisor. That behavior is EXTREMELY unprofessional, not to mention rude. Don't let him get away with it.

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MayaTheBee_fml 10

Ah, when I clicked "show comment", I just knew it was gonna be someone commenting on JB..

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