FML : Today, I was laughing at the new granite stool sculpture our work put in the office garden. I said to my colleagues for a laugh that I'd be the first to...

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Today, I was laughing at the new granite stool sculpture our work put in the office garden. I said to my colleagues for a laugh that I'd be the first to sit on it. Turns out it was a bird bath. FML

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By Wetarse - / Wednesday 15 March 2017 11:00 / United Kingdom - London

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By extremereviews | 25

#7425249 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 02:34

Was the 'stool' not full of water?

By Reasonable_one | 12

#7425234 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 01:26

Even if it were a stool, making fun of the company you work for is not a good strategy for advancing your career.

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By maharb01 | 16

#7425224 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 12:52

at least you didn't bet them, now your ass can stay dry

mariri9206 | 32

#7425431 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 10:27

Except they very likely only found out it was a birdbath by sitting on it so, no, their ass isn't dry.

By Reasonable_one | 12

#7425234 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 01:26

Even if it were a stool, making fun of the company you work for is not a good strategy for advancing your career.

By extremereviews | 25

#7425249 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 02:34

Was the 'stool' not full of water?

By Stephanie Jennifer | 2

#7425254 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 02:58

Lesson learnt: don't be bird-brained.

By Allie614032 | 24

#7425308 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 05:42

How far away were you standing? Might be time for some glasses :/

By species4872 | 19

#7425331 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 06:26

You can still use it, they probably think you're a galah anyway.

By Googolman | 28

#7425348 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 07:18

I don't quite understand, what is so funny about granite stool sculptures in the first place?

By Talis99 | 25

#7425352 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 07:30

Did you not look?

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