Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
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Comments (107)
Ethan_Anonymous 28
Just quit
mosquito19 14
sore genital awaits you
exuberant_orange 17
I'm not sure if this is FYL or YDI because I feel this is kinda circumstantial and we probably need a follow up.
CaroAurelia 12
Everyone who's saying "just quit"... I don't know how it is in Singapore, but in the U.S., if you get fired as opposed to quitting I think you get some sort of unemployment benefit. So maybe O.P. was trying to get that (if it works that way in Singapore, too).
mrmcleod 29
Nope in the US, at least here in Washington and Oregon, if you're fired you get no benifits, you need to be laid-off.
aishah77 21
Why not quit?
topher5110 7
am I the only one who wants to read the letter that lead to the date?
afallingstar 22
Why would that be your first thought as a way to get fired? Why not just quit? I don't think if you get fired for harassment that you can collect unemployment so I don't see the point...YDI
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
hahahaha!!!;;
LittleMissShadow 16
Time to put in your two weeks buddy.
snazzymcwho 21
Jeeze just effing quit. Grow the **** up and burn your own bridge. I hate HATE hate it when employees try to put the onus on the mananger when in fact, they were the ones in the wrong. And even if you're not in the wrong and just hate your job, QUIT. It saves everyone hassle, for ***** sake.