By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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jeepers_1 21

Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.

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zAstonish 20

Hey guys! Didn't expect this to get published. I wanted to get fired so I'd be paid after I left the company for 3 months. Also, a competitor had also offered me a buttload of money. I explained the situation to my boss, and he was fine with it. I also have had feelings for him for a long time, so two birds. Long story short, it turned out fairly well.

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DLBL 21

An unethical person would record everything and file a work discrimination or harassment lawsuit. However, I see your ID reads Singapore, where such laws may be different on nonexistent.

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DLBL 21

60 years from now: "Today, I realized that in a desperate attempt to get fired, I married my boss whom I have never been attracted to, built a family and been active in a community I feel unattached to, and am now on hospice without having done anything I wanted to do with my life. All because I am a coward."

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