Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
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Comments (107)
sadsadtimes 7
were they hot?
zAstonish 20
Hey guys! Didn't expect this to get published. I wanted to get fired so I'd be paid after I left the company for 3 months. Also, a competitor had also offered me a buttload of money. I explained the situation to my boss, and he was fine with it. I also have had feelings for him for a long time, so two birds. Long story short, it turned out fairly well.
skatoolaki 24
Quitting. You're doing it wrong.
thatphatkat 5
go for the the raise
DLBL 23
An unethical person would record everything and file a work discrimination or harassment lawsuit. However, I see your ID reads Singapore, where such laws may be different on nonexistent.
DLBL 23
60 years from now: "Today, I realized that in a desperate attempt to get fired, I married my boss whom I have never been attracted to, built a family and been active in a community I feel unattached to, and am now on hospice without having done anything I wanted to do with my life. All because I am a coward."