Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
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js_0508 9
Screw both of them. You deserve someone mature and respectful
swanheart 35
How insensitive of them. The important thing to remember is that it's not the end of the world. They'll soon forget about it and you will move on and find an even better woman for you.
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Comments (52)
JJProphet 10
Sorry mate. just move on and look for something better
swanheart 35
How insensitive of them. The important thing to remember is that it's not the end of the world. They'll soon forget about it and you will move on and find an even better woman for you.
Aimeejasmine 15
Yeah not really, you're not supposed to fraternise with your coworkers, especially not in the office?? Surely if he thought she liked him, or even just to make it romantic, he'd suggest meeting somewhere. Then she could've make her feelings clear as I doubt she'd have agreed to a date. Not exactly a kind way to respond but what did he expect
jerryj 27
Fraternising with coworkers in the office happens to be a fantastic idea.
Rkikkas9713 25
#34 A lot of places don't mind coworkers dating as long as it doesn't interfere with work, that being said, OP definitely deserves better than that girl and could possibly report the boss for unruly conduct. Bosses are supposed to be mature and definitely not make employees feel bad.
taymichele16 15
What a bitch
js_0508 9
Screw both of them. You deserve someone mature and respectful
lukian_fml 29
I don't think screwing them will help find someone mature and respectful! ;)
ChloeRattlehead 22
Wow how insensitive. I know you can find some one better than that.
Slycooper997 11
They were really insensitive
PurpleMyth 28
No shit number six
Blackhawk706 23
Never share your feelings, ever.
PurpleMyth 28
The Founding Fathers, Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr. Etc. never #7?
Blackhawk706 23
I would argue those instances were people voicing their beliefs, which in my eyes are traditionally separate from feelings.
DoomedGemini 38
If no one shared their feelings no one would date and no one would have children..
chloe24601 24
That was really unnecessary and immature of her. Feel better, OP. You'll find someone worth your time. :)
LastResort318 14
It's not guaranteed that Op will find somebody.
Cads1 24
Well, at least you had the balls to ask. Most FMLs like this are about people to scared to try!
mxgirl1998 26
I'm sorry op :( nobody deserves that. At least you know that you dodged a bullet.