OP: "Hey do you like the drums? I used to be the drummer in a band during high school." Receptionist: "Oh yeah?" OP: "Yeah, what can I say? I was pretty good at banging my stick! I mean sticks. You look like you could do with some banging yourself, you know, it's quite relaxing and loosens your muscles." Receptionist: "Really? I guess I'll have to tell my husband, your boss, about that." OP: *O.O*

OP: Hey Receptionist: Umm... Hi? OP: Man I wish I could get over this dry spell. Receptionist: Err... Okay? OP: Yeah, I haven't been laid in 6 months. Receptionist: Uh, that sucks? OP: Yeah, so what about you? Receptionist: Well, last night I rode the fuck outta my husband, your boss, like a wild stalion 3 times, so I guess I've been on a dry spell for... 2 hours? OP: But its only 8 in the morning! Receptionist: You know what they say, morning sex is the best sex! OP: I'm gonna go now... Receptionist: Good idea.

^nice try bro

I wonder if it woulda been funnier if I hadn't been the third attempt... Yeah, you're right, it still woulda sucked

18- Your comment= perfect! I can't think of the condom going any other way! 72- Nice try but keep trying, sport.

*Conversation! (damn,you autocorrect) ^ Don't sweat it at least you know now :)

Omg 18! I just laughed so hard! Thank you for that.

Genius

I said a bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang bang bangity bang, bang bang bang

I think "stud" would be a better word here than "calf"

haha, love that movie!

How can u subtly hint that someone is bangable? OP: hey... receptionist...ur...*furtively looks around and whispers* bangable

I think it's more op: pretends to have shot gun makes *BANG noise then says that's what I'd do to you if you let me. Then he ;).

Why would you need to wonder? He's probably pissed.

No raise for him.

I wouldn't be mad if some one said my wife was bangable. At least she's not getting called sloppy.

A raise of a different kind... When he sees her again... Rofl

I'm going to go out on a limb and say no.

31) correct.

If you consider replying with "im telling your boss!" to be flirting then yes. Yes she did.

I'd say that being married is more of a major detail rather than minor.

I would bang a married woman, that's a turn on

Shut up, Meg. I mean puppytaco.

Hey, he was subtle about it. It's not like he walked into the office and blurted out "I love your beautiful heart-shaped hiney. Can I was my winky in your kitchen sinky?" Ten points for the first person to understand the reference

The subtle ones are the worst because you can't outright reject them/tell them to stop being creepy ("oh, I didn't mean for you to take it THAT way! You know I'm just kidding around" blah blah blah). At least when someone's blatant it's easy to put a stop to it.

Sexual harassment is way too sensitive an issue. Saying that you like someone shouldn't be sexual harassment, people should have a right to air out feelings. People need to just embrace their humanity and stop pretending to be robots without feelings. Of course there is a difference between telling someone "Hey, I find you really attractive, would you ever be interested in going out with me" then being turned down and moving on and persisting with hinting, propositions and innuendo. A little maturity would be good in these situations, otherwise you DO end up with idiots who will keep popping up trying to drop "hints" because they know if they outright state their feelings they're looking at being in a heap of trouble. Relationships are a part of life, they can't develop in a closeted environment where such interaction is shunned.

not appropriate at work. period.

Not appropriate at YOUR work. You shouldn't make a blanket statement like that when plenty of highly productive workplaces embrace human relationships and function quite successfully.

Gonna go ahead and say that if she felt the need to state that she's married, and that her husband is OP's boss, OP was not being as subtle as he claims/believes.

"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Mark. You married?" That might not be such a great idea either.

That's what rings are for.

I know a few women who wear rings (on their left ring finger) without being married or trying to appear that way