Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
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Comments (107)
Staresti 6
Just quit you ******* idiot. Getting fired isn't good for your work experince either. And you CERTANLY won't be getting a good reference now that you've ****** yourself over going on a date with your boss. You can cruely dump them and hopefully get fired for a minor thing. But you've ****** yourself. Congrats OP. You're a moron.
vikky538 29
better than having sex in office..
caggybandicoot 34
Here's a novel idea - QUIT.
LegalLoitering 12
Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest douche so far of 2015
haymrslange 6
Obviously he wants unemployment cause if you quit you don't get shit
False_Stupidity 42
Nope, see #28, Singapore doesn't have unemployment benefits.
ashyismyname2107 16
Unemployment people, If (s)he gets fired (s)he can file for unemployment.
xxreikoxx 31
Perhaps you should read the location. OP is in Singapore, where you don't get paid to be unemployed for so long like you can in America.
Hon3y_badg3r 5
Why don't you just quit?
mmazzaa 16
On the bright side, you've got a date and maybe a pay raise ;)
dragonrider1959 18
You really shouldn't toy with a guy's emotions just quit. YDI
Omegapi197 12
If you do get married you would have a funny "how we got together" type of story.