Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
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Comments (107)
AverageJoey 18
Was quitting out of the question? Do you not want to feel bad about quitting?
19990231 29
Could be a blessing in disguise...
guiltnazan 23
You know, that's what I thought of. For all we or OP know, their boss could be a totally different person off of work and they might hit it off and both be happier.
Edumcg 24
We need more information. Why don't you just quit? (Btw this remind me of The Proposal haha) hey, at least you won't be alone on Valentine's Day.
lurker_no_more 13
To those asking why she doesn't just quit, it could be that if she gets fired she gets a severance package. You usually don't get those if you resign yourself. Could also be depending on country that she needs unemployment pay while looking for a new job and you aren't always entitled to that either if you yourself quit your job. EDIT: saw that op is from Singapore, don't know what rules they have there.
alullaby 21
Yep, no unemployment welfare at all here. No job, no income, starve. Get fired, company gives you 1 to 2 months pay (depending on the contract you signed). If one is a permanent staff, quitting means 1 month notice at the very least. If one wants to shorten the notice period, you'll have to pay the company.
krs92 1
Or this person could look for a job right now instead of trying to get free money from other hard working people's pay checks. Unemployment was originally designed for people who have lost their job due to unfortunate circumstances such as being laid off from lack of funds or being unfairly fired. Not people who send a sexual email to their boss because they just don't want to work there anymore. Like, seriously?
dakid87 10
So you trying to collect unemployment huh lol
ajs1987 15
After sex, maybe he or she will make you write a detailed report about your ******.
albertozeta_fml 9
First of all, are you a man or a woman? And your boss is a man or a woman?
TheMathMajor 26
Why does it matter?
albertozeta_fml 9
It matters because a woman who sends a sexual love letter to a man risks much more an invitation to a romantic dinner than to be fired.
juturnaamo 29
Right, because if he's a guy he's probably a rapist. Idiot.
anonykinetic 14
#59 No, but that's how a number of people see it.
wvcheesehead 13
Reminds me of a movie... Romancing the Crone.
teapotrevolt 27
Could be that he needs to get fired for social assistance and maybe he needed a good back story or something! Y'all so judgemental. Lol
krs92 1
Why don't you stop trying to cheat the system in an effort to get unemployment? No hard working person wants to give you their hard earned money when you are perfectly capable of working but are choosing to find a way to not work but still make OTHER PEOPLE'S money. Quit being lazy and look for a job and quit when you find one!
krs92 1
Unemployment was designed for people who truly need help but people like you keep finding ways to abuse it.
elusiveshame 22
Why don't you learn the laws and regulations of the OP's country before spouting off nonsense? Singapore doesn't have welfare or unemployment benefits.