She's gonna have fun trying to find a reputable job

Not really. McDonald's is always hiring. And they have quite the reputation.

Nah, I once saw a thing where a girl with a tattoo of an ejaculating penis on her chest got a job. But by and large, they are frowned upon.

A truly effective argument.

I would just grow a hideous mullet to get back at her

64, that is just freaking nasty.

I love it when stupidity becomes permanent. Your wife sounds awesome.

^Oh the irony of this idiot...

Why was it ironic?

Define "they".... Tattoos of ejaculating penises? Or just tattoos in general?

I hope OP's dog's name is Boner.

Get her a collar; she likes it rough, as mentioned, and she has a penchant for doggy-styled things.

That was a Bitch move on her part.

Lol that's punny

Animals in general. All those perverted posts I've moderated.. O_0

22- it was posted in less than 48 hours... it made through moderation lol

114- what the **** are you trying to say?

I'm not sure what he was trying to say either...

That's a bitch

Because Mr. Wiggles is a common name among men.

4) ....just a little paranoid? :)

You sure have an active imagination. When I say bagel, what's the first thing that pops into your head?

Or maybe that's not a coincidence at all

17. It's mr squiggles to you..

Yeah, if you want her to suffocate.

" but she put a bag on my head..." "doesn't matter had seeeexxx!"

Don't forget to cut a hole out for the mouth!

Bag over her neck?

Some people actually dig asphyxia during sexual encounters.

65 I don't think he was talking about a plastic bag.....and paper bags don't suffocate people

Just buy her a scarf... bitches love scarves...

128- Paper bags don't suffocate people... Alrighty then. Anything obstructing airways has the potential to suffocate people.

Then people with think of busting nuts.

Buster!? I barely know 'er!

Lol That was brilliant perdix :)

61, are you the same iiCaptain with the vanilla house and white dog"S"? :P

BEST COMMENT I've ever seen. Lmfao

Why wait for holidays? Get her one for every day of the week!

73 - Get her them as gifts on those holidays, not just to wear on the holidays.

Some neck tattoos are sexy don't be so judgmental

I have nothing against neck tattoos. I have tattoos. I'm just saying for the first one also knowing her husband doesn't like them. At least put it somewhere it can be covered by clothing.

I understand what you were saying now, my bad :)

Be wary of getting foreign symbols, might be something else entirely, like that girl in Larry Crowne.

I was thinking about getting the math symbol for "there exists" behind my ear so I could cover it with my hair, but I don't know if it's worth it.

Britney Spears reportedly got a tattoo she thought said "mysterious" but actually meant "strange." lol

#86: Right, the Moderators must be playing with comments again.

"Today, I got beaten up by a Japanese gang. Turns out my tattoo told them to go **** themselves, and that their fathers smelled of elderberries. I thought it meant 'sophisticated'. FML"

murder? really.

86 a little bit of fruedism there? Remember matricide is always wrong

86- now imagine the tattooer also thought you said 'murder' :p not that 'mother' even in Japanese is all that better. If I saw the word mother tattooed on someone in my language, I'd be like daffak? I'm guessing a Japanese would be the same. Just my opinion.

Do it, Maths for the win. If I was to get one I'd get Euler's identity on my forearm.

126- So you only read the comments up to that one before you replied? Genius, mate.

133- *Tattooist. Not tattooer. That's not even a word.

I remember one of my Japanese friends telling me that he always gets a good laugh at most Japanese kanji tattoos, because they are either completely wrong or look like they were written by a five year old who doesn't know what brush stroke order to write in. It's always a good idea to do research when getting a tattoo in a foreign language. And if possible, get it done by someone who actually speaks/writes the language so they know what it's supposed to look like.

she did it on her neck . not op's neck

Dogs name is just as stupid as the location. But across the neck, how lovely, right?