Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I put Christmas wrapping on old books and things I already own, because I realized that it's the only way I'll have anything under the tree this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend helped me move some things into storage, all while complaining about the amount of stuff I own. He's the one who keeps buying me things I don't need or want, even though I tell him every year I wouldn’t mind getting no gifts at all. FML
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Top comments
ihatethesenamez 6
You should return it and get something else and act surprised.
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Damn that sucks, was it a good present?
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Comments (122)
Daydreemdie 0
Hum.. Lazy man I guess that's your type?
AnneFTW 17
YDI for forgetting the apostrophe in "boyfriend's".
shots1996 8
That takes away from all the suprise dont it? Sounds like someone should be gettin a big ole lump of coal for his present
nochopstix 10
Maybe he acts to lazy to wrap them, but in reality, he's embarrassed by his lack of gift wrapping skills
nadie_princess 3
Am I the only one that noticed her grammar error?
JubileeBee 31
I second this notion.
jgarf66 11
I have been doing that for the last ten years!!! It sucks!
msjoyfull84 0
Suck it up, you did it. I know I have, lmao!
VampireKissesXO 10
There's this word called no. Learn how to use it. It's pretty ridiculous that you had to wrap your own damn present.
kphippie 0
And you did it?
Okayitwasme 0
Quit your bitchin! I do it all the time. It's the thought that counts. All that means is you get what you want and not some lame gift you have to spend time returning!