Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend helped me move some things into storage, all while complaining about the amount of stuff I own. He's the one who keeps buying me things I don't need or want, even though I tell him every year I wouldn’t mind getting no gifts at all. FML
Today, my husband was working from home, so I asked him to clean the living room and basement. He started yelling about how he needs to focus and that I can't be "constantly distracting him." Sorry for expecting you to care for the space you live in, dick. FML
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Charlie Given 28
if your boyfriend talks to you like that often that's toxicity time to leave
DarkAngelsBlade 25
That's called gaslighting. Some people have that kind of humor with their friends and family and it's not gaslighting, but those friends and family also know it's humorous, and well, you don't seem to believe that so it's gaslighting.
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Comments (6)
Charlie Given 28
if your boyfriend talks to you like that often that's toxicity time to leave
DarkAngelsBlade 25
That's called gaslighting. Some people have that kind of humor with their friends and family and it's not gaslighting, but those friends and family also know it's humorous, and well, you don't seem to believe that so it's gaslighting.
mando 10
A family should be on the same team. Calm and nice.
ghostinflames 13
Everyone in the family is has the ability to do something. Work together towards a common goal, not against.
dasin 18
bf comment was rude but there alot of possibilities of whats going on. myself would rather not tag team clean an area, and i was taught to put things back when done, so to me everyone is lazy at cleaning doing garage stuff gets tedious when you clean every thing now and put tools back even though you are still using them