Miscellaneous: Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people;...

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

12987

You deserved it

40654

Favorite

Miscellaneous

There's no helping some people

Sorry…

Goodbye Bill

By scarredforlife - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jay-walked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

25244

You deserved it

1617

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

41868

You deserved it

2779

Favorite

By KatrinaKitten - United States

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

33977

You deserved it

3521

Favorite

By AtLeastTheyreClean - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after hours of protesting and tantrums, I finally got my kids to clean their rooms. They're all really proud of themselves and enjoying all the extra space. I'm stuck with the three extra loads of laundry they found in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

5893

You deserved it

2078

Favorite

By anonymous - Luxembourg

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

I agree, your life sucks

28873

You deserved it

2858

Favorite

By msmusiclover7 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30537

You deserved it

3558

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States - San Antonio

Today, I'm neck-deep in debt paying for med school. What's worse, the professors here are so terrible that even the morons on Yahoo Answers are 100 times better at explaining my coursework to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

20028

You deserved it

1920

Favorite

By goingnowherefast - United States - Butler

Today, after three and a half years of working dead-end jobs with a bachelor's degree, I got a call from a potential employer in my degree field, who wanted to set up an interview. The problem: the interview is across the country, and I'm too broke to pay the travel expenses. FML

I agree, your life sucks

33635

You deserved it

2564

Favorite

Today, has been a very long day, so I shall simply say there is a car in my bedroom. Yes a car. It's entirely my husband's fault, we have no idea how we're supposed to remove it, and there's oil all down my favourite pyjamas. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2522

Phew, glad it wasn't me

303

Favorite

By Just Set Me On Fire

Nope.

Today, while at work, I felt what I thought was a ball of lint on the back of my neck. I reached back and grabbed it only to end up holding the biggest wolf spider I've ever seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

3979

You deserved it

202

Favorite

By COCKYmanUSC - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

I agree, your life sucks

25978

You deserved it

6430

Favorite

By Tom - United States

Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML

I agree, your life sucks

80735

You deserved it

6872

Favorite

By chris - United States

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

34777

You deserved it

3853

Favorite

By Anonymous - Saudi Arabia - Jiddah

Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML

I agree, your life sucks

50293

You deserved it

10071

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks

27047

You deserved it

10637

Favorite

By needabettermirror - United States - Holland

Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

7005

You deserved it

2938

Favorite

By MDoremis - United States - Honolulu

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

29988

You deserved it

5319

Favorite

By Tree

So clever. Wow.

Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

4201

You deserved it

693

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, my custom printed Christmas cards that I reviewed twice before ordering, came in the mail. This year I will be wishing everyone a "wondeful" holiday season. I'm an elementary school teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks

11560

You deserved it

25026

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

46690

You deserved it

23666

Favorite

By Sad_Happy_Gorl

Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1619

You deserved it

193

Favorite

By Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML

I agree, your life sucks

25943

You deserved it

6983

Favorite

By JackSoda - 26/3/2020 17:01

Dad Jokes, part 36646

Today, my dad brought the double barrel shotgun to my room, gave me his hat and said, "It's all about survival now. At any cost, Coral." He keeps calling me Coral. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1373

You deserved it

207

Favorite

By broke - United States - Orlando

Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

10670

You deserved it

783

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

35314

You deserved it

4978

Favorite

By Anonymous

Today, my friend explained to me that the toilet paper in his bathroom is "just for show." Now I know why his hamper smells like shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1693

You deserved it

115

Favorite

By AnnaMarie. - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

56442

You deserved it

3828

Favorite

By escortedout - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks

6111

You deserved it

47048

Favorite

By anon

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

44615

You deserved it

3912

Favorite

By Anonymous - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30915

You deserved it

5127

Favorite

By Trooper - United Kingdom - Caterham

Today, I saw the postman approach my house through the window, and my immediate reaction was to drop to the floor in fear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

10801

You deserved it

2282

Favorite

By roobb - Canada

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

56491

You deserved it

3106

Favorite

By ShowerGirl - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

58557

You deserved it

5660

Favorite

By amidreaming?? - United Kingdom - Bushey

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30361

You deserved it

3838

Favorite

By Annon - Australia

Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML

I agree, your life sucks

25729

You deserved it

2463

Favorite

By hatemyjob - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

22406

You deserved it

2667

Favorite

By riya

Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2121

You deserved it

2956

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30291

You deserved it

3762

Favorite

By Otherguy - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

I agree, your life sucks

36876

You deserved it

9367

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML

I agree, your life sucks

29481

You deserved it

7158

Favorite

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Chelsee_fml | 0

#695042 - Sunday 29 November 2009 19:54

just think! you get to unwrap them all! it's like Christmas early! or you could just open a little piece, figure out who it's to, and put a bow on top of the hole you made.

By DecayDance_fml | 0

#695029 - Sunday 29 November 2009 19:53

I did that once, with alot more presents. It took hours to unwrap them, check them, get new paper and then tag them.
I guess its just a lesson to be more organised?

COMMENTS

By sdcrazy1018 | 0

#695018 - Sunday 29 November 2009 19:51

Organization skills FTW

wikdman300 | 3

#5322642 - Monday 14 January 2013 1:17

Haha

By lolgirly7 | 0

#695021 - Sunday 29 November 2009 19:51

HAHHAHAH!! thatss soo funyy and something i would do((: yeahhhhhh yeahh!

SillyPoop | 0

#698539 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 17:28

HAHA ...serious...I'm pretty sure I've done this one at least one year! it happends to the best of us! it adds to that wonderful christmas frusteration/"Cheer"

Astroman129 | 7

#965532 - Sunday 21 March 2010 4:46

Hehe... you're comment #69... =] *chuckles*

On a serious note, OP, something like this happens to everyone someday. Don't get too upset. =]

By jane99 | 0

#695025 - Sunday 29 November 2009 19:51

Life's a bitch.

By DecayDance_fml | 0

#695029 - Sunday 29 November 2009 19:53

I did that once, with alot more presents. It took hours to unwrap them, check them, get new paper and then tag them.
I guess its just a lesson to be more organised?

By Heartsm3 | 0

#695037 - Sunday 29 November 2009 19:54

don't worry, it could of been worse.

By Chelsee_fml | 0

#695042 - Sunday 29 November 2009 19:54

just think! you get to unwrap them all! it's like Christmas early! or you could just open a little piece, figure out who it's to, and put a bow on top of the hole you made.

babygurl91695 | 2

#3013012 - Monday 1 August 2011 6:22

or if the OP rapped right he/she could easily unrap and rerap without a problem

By PotatoBlankey39 | 2

#695046 - Sunday 29 November 2009 19:55

I've done this... Your not alone ha ha. It sucks but maybe you could try guessing from the shape of the package on what it is and who it's to? That might help

By fancypantsninja | 0

#695052 - Sunday 29 November 2009 19:56

That sucks

By KaySL | 24

#695071 - Sunday 29 November 2009 20:02

YDI for having the sheer audacity to use a semicolon, but forget to insert a space after it. That's just unforgivable.

bethiie | 0

#695111 - Sunday 29 November 2009 20:17

#9 made me laugh

Joshwuh | 0

#695796 - Monday 30 November 2009 3:08

lol i i thought about that too haha

By swaneh | 0

#695075 - Sunday 29 November 2009 20:03

Well, ain't that a pisser?