Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I put Christmas wrapping on old books and things I already own, because I realized that it's the only way I'll have anything under the tree this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend helped me move some things into storage, all while complaining about the amount of stuff I own. He's the one who keeps buying me things I don't need or want, even though I tell him every year I wouldn’t mind getting no gifts at all. FML
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ihatethesenamez 6
You should return it and get something else and act surprised.
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Damn that sucks, was it a good present?
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Comments (122)
helloello 2
I'm sure he got you something good. It's the least you could do
Deemee 3
Try saying no...
DeOilers 9
You should return all of the presents and buy yourself something really expensive. ;)
klorehore 24
ydi for putting up with that
rainydayz133 6
If he wasn't lazy enough to buy them then why can't he just wrap them? Less work.
lollipop77_fml 6
Beat you on that one - hubby HATES shopping, so not only do I have to wrap my own gifts, I have to buy them!! Not complaining though, as I always get what I want :)
perdix 31
At least you'll have a few days to rehearse your fake enthusiasm for the thoughtless piece of inane shit he mindlessly bought you out of a sense of obligation. If you're good, you'll be able to cry real tears of joy for your new plastic spatula set.
Enslaved 38
She might get a pearl necklace too. But that gift is a surprise for later on. Lol
phansmootchie 5
my family does that to me every year, only they try to disguise it as something for my cousin
sharktat2 10
I hate it when men half ass it!
cobalttanker 14
Ditch him!!