By Jolene - 26/12/2012 14:32 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
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tehslack 5

You deserve better, my dear. Just move on.

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tehslack 5

You deserve better, my dear. Just move on.

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Tali147 16

Merry Christmas, I'm giving you the gift of singleness!

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Cairo_Sanchez 8

What a piece of shit! Sorry OP, karma will handle it

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happle 21

One of my exes never got me anything either for Christmas, Valentine's, my birthday, etc. I still wonder why I was with him for so long.

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sens3sfailing 24

I don't get that, I looooooove spoiling girls I'm with. I have been told to stop spending money on them... It's just nice to see the smile a girl gets when you give her something she can cherish from you.

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dunebro 15

Do you know her? If not, then how do you know she deserves better? Maybe she's a horrible person who dislikes bacon and hates puppies. No offense but you can't decide she deserves better if you don't know anything about her.

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thatpeachyperson 12

You deserve better than that asshole.

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cockymofo 10

sounds like his gift was your freedom. u can't put a price tag on that. who needs a douchebag in their life anyway

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MrSassypants 33

People who run feminine product companies. They need all the douchebags they can get.

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TML329 14

Or give him a new gift,of cole hurled at his head

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billyz77 24

Or send him a bill for the amount you spent on his worthless ass.

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besosforme 26

I don't know who Cole is, but make sure he agrees to a fight before just volunteering for him, 25. Unless, of course, what you meant was "coal". =P

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TML329 14

Well if I'm bigger then cole he doesn't have much say in the matter before I throw him:}. But yes I did mean coal

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CTVrhythmguitari 8

He gave you a chance to find a better boyfriend. ._.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Probably the best Christmas present she got.

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Homer1975 14

yes,he give the girl a better chance to find the better one

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howdeedoo 22

You should take back his gift and give him a different sort of gift: a swift kick to his naughty bits

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MrSassypants 33

Then you'll see a "YDI FML" saying: "Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by kicking me in the nuts and taking the stuff back she gave to me. FML."

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cheer21moose 13

Very naughty bits

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nycwrestler 17

He gave you the gift of freedom!

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ICastillo 24

Wow he is the true definition of a douche bag.

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DanielleinDC 33

What a schmuck. Hope he's alone for a long, long time. And as others have said, you deserve better.

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Tali147 16

If he didn't, he will now.

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PrincessLiLi_fml 7

If Santa doesn't, someone else should. What a prick.

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