Merry Christmas, I'm giving you the gift of singleness!

What a piece of shit! Sorry OP, karma will handle it

Is he Jewish?

One of my exes never got me anything either for Christmas, Valentine's, my birthday, etc. I still wonder why I was with him for so long.

I don't get that, I looooooove spoiling girls I'm with. I have been told to stop spending money on them... It's just nice to see the smile a girl gets when you give her something she can cherish from you.

Do you know her? If not, then how do you know she deserves better? Maybe she's a horrible person who dislikes bacon and hates puppies. No offense but you can't decide she deserves better if you don't know anything about her.

Jolene...JOLENE!!!

Haha Dolly Parton @92

sounds like his gift was your freedom. u can't put a price tag on that. who needs a douchebag in their life anyway

People who run feminine product companies. They need all the douchebags they can get.

Or give him a new gift,of cole hurled at his head

Or send him a bill for the amount you spent on his worthless ass.

I don't know who Cole is, but make sure he agrees to a fight before just volunteering for him, 25. Unless, of course, what you meant was "coal". =P

Well if I'm bigger then cole he doesn't have much say in the matter before I throw him:}. But yes I did mean coal

I think TML wanted to slaw him.

Probably the best Christmas present she got.

yes,he give the girl a better chance to find the better one

Then you'll see a "YDI FML" saying: "Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by kicking me in the nuts and taking the stuff back she gave to me. FML."

Very naughty bits

If he didn't, he will now.

If Santa doesn't, someone else should. What a prick.

Preferably diarrhea.