Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML
Can't win
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Alexa, play "Just Like Christmas" by Low
Today, I put Christmas wrapping on old books and things I already own, because I realized that it's the only way I'll have anything under the tree this year. FML
Commodity consumption
Today, my boyfriend helped me move some things into storage, all while complaining about the amount of stuff I own. He's the one who keeps buying me things I don't need or want, even though I tell him every year I wouldn’t mind getting no gifts at all. FML
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ihatethesenamez 6
You should return it and get something else and act surprised.
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Damn that sucks, was it a good present?
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Comments (122)
missbadluk 0
Sorry to say but that's your own dumbass fault for actualy doing it. I would have told him to **** off and wrap his own shit. You're not his mom. Great bf you have there. =
JadeWalker 14
no need for rudeness. op isnt a dumbass, but she should have stood up for herself.
SpruceDread4578 13
^welcome to fml, where we will be as rude as we want.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Least you know whether or not its bad and you have to return it.
thisisbullcrap 2
i had to do that before but it was from my brother
ohmandapants 17
You didn't have to do it OP. I get that you love the guy and all, but really, wrapping your own present is unacceptable. You should have told him to get off his lazy ass and wrap his own ******* presents.
JadeWalker 14
its like that one story where no one wanted to help make the bread but once it was done everyone wanted some but couldnt have any. my point being keep both gifts for yourself and maybe that will teach him to help next time.
mikede420 0
Soooo why post something like that on FML. Sounds petty.
tj4234 36
I did something similar to this for my friends birthday, except I bought the present off her when she was at work. She gift wrapped it for me :L.
crchara 3
well he wasn't to lazy to get you a gift at least
littlegold 7
Lol, my dad made my mom wrap her own present... Lol... He wasn't lazy... He just can't wrap, okay he can... It is horrible wrapping and you know what it is before you open it...
samaroo0 0
Wow! I hope he got you something nice.