Today, I was out shooting pigeons with my brother. I decided to climb a tree to get a better view of where they were flying in from. As I perched on a branch and surveyed the skies, my idiot brother mistook me for a pigeon and shot me in the leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML
Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a pigeon flew into my head and got caught in my hair. To make matters worse, a group of kids thought it was hilarious and started filming me with their phones while I screamed in terror. FML
Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, the officers of my archery club forgot to check if anybody was behind the targets looking for arrows. I got hit in the leg. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
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Top comments
MadiGirl24 18
What the hell, ydi, for just shooting at random pigeons.
ahabsfan 17
Why, do you have feathers?
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Comments (19)
MadiGirl24 18
What the hell, ydi, for just shooting at random pigeons.
PhoenixChick 26
"random pigeons" ? I thought at first you were saying all hunters should be shot, but theh way you phrased it makes it seem like you think these guys just got mad at pigeons for looking at them funny.
ahabsfan 17
Why, do you have feathers?
oneonta 8
man, either your brother is a complete idiot, or you look strangely bird-like...
Istalkrexgar2000_fml 5
Karma.
Sinshine 28
I hope it hurt really bad. Shooting animals that haven't done anything to you...
mcsmee 8
You'd rather he eat a bird that's grew up in a crowded pen with thousands of other birds, like the fried chicken that you get at KFC? Ethical hunters eat what they kill.
slowhandjp 18
You look small like a pigeon?
Mungolikecandy 19
If you were shooting them to eat then I may not like it but can understand it, but if you are shooting surely you wear high visibility clothing so you are visible to other shooters?
jbuckets_404 39
One of the 4 rules of safe hunting is to clearly identify what you are about to shoot before pulling the trigger. Your brother's an idiot....
mooshake 15
There is so much about this fml that is off 👃
Taylor Caldwell 10
Darwinism at its finest, shame it was only your leg though.