Policy of truth

By Searsguy - 19/06/2022 14:00

Today, I got fired on my second day on the job. I'd said that I was the former manager of a Sears that had permanently closed. Thinking they wouldn’t call and verify since it was closed, I put it on my resume. Turns out one of my coworkers used to work there for 10 years and said he never heard of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 212
You deserved it 2 795

Same thing different taste

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you can't lie on resumes anymore. they always call the companies to verify now.

kitten79TX 5

Never lie on a resume. smh.

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I don’t know too many stories with a happy ending that involve lying on one’s resume.

kitten79TX 5

Never lie on a resume. smh.

you can't lie on resumes anymore. they always call the companies to verify now.

Sonotsuave 35

Yeah, idk how this will ever be an fml. YDI 100%