Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
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Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Neferria 0
You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!
akiro525 3
wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.
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Comments (194)
AntiChrist7 0
don't pick a cheating ass who is so dumb he doesn't even know where you work. YDI
_whatever_77 0
You are kind of lucky because now you know that he is an idiot. What person who has half a brain goes to the workplace of the person they are dating with the other person they are banging? Find a guy with a brain next time.
mrose57 0
You should have "accidentally" left the strap a little loose. Ooops!
manoverboard 0
Does anyone else notice how this doesn't say FML? :o
Aniland 2
WHOA.
iloveyou_baybe1 0
WOW! Way to be insecure. You have no idea if he was cheating on you or not because it's not like they were macking it up! Gah i hate stupid people.
sadistmonkey 19
and you know this how?
VeganVampyre 27
Because if OP was smart, she would have mentioned it if they were kissing to avoid the confusion and having people ask how she knows they were cheating.
Fml37 0
Do you work at wonderland by chance?
Logan_Sylar 0
Wow, I need to go to Marineland too, lol.
ieatglue44 0
Ehh, the way it's phrased leads me personally to believe that she did in fact discover he was cheating. Because, I mean, how are you just gonna strap them in and not talk at all to your boyfriend? I think that would be awkward and stupid. I'd ask who she was. And if he said "Uhhhhhh..." then you know.
Ranoona 0
haha i agree with #2 XD. You should have done something to him. FYL though that sucks.
cristy91 33
Wow. Is it my computer or does this not say FML at the end? Also, her bf may not have known she was working that day. Or his new gf really wanted to go the amusement park and he decided to try his luck. Or he may just be so air headed he didn't even make the connection. Never doubt human stupidity.