Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
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Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Neferria 0
You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!
akiro525 3
wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.
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Comments (194)
imbtrtenu 8
no FML...
xxXChiiXxx 2
No FML at the end? XD
theoldGP 0
wow. A) he probably knows where you work. B) how do you know he was cheating? this is so weird. if he was like making out with the girl before you walked up to the car, then obviously it would be relevant information and should have been included in this FML. so assuming you're not a dumbass that leaves out relevant facts, don't assume shit.
debo123 0
I wouldv not buckeled his belt:P let that son of a bich fall off!
Someone0101 0
sucks to be you now. Guessin you work at Wonderland, same here. put in the (1)-week's notice yesterday. damn good feeling.
janz 0
paramont canada's wonderland
PrincessZelda_fml 0
Paramount, to be presise, and it's actually not. Cedar Parks now owns Wonderland. No more Paramount. Notice how they changed names of some rides. Tomb Raider to something stupid Top Gun to something more stupid Italian Job to something REALLY stupid etc. etc. I refuse to call these rides by their new names, just how I refused to call the Skydome the "Roger's Centre" It's just not me. Sorry I like to rant ^^ But still, OP, sucks =(
crazycontagious 0
Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks this. Top gun will always be top gun. I refuse to even learn the new names. So stupid of them. FYL OP, your boyfriend is a douche.
skgirl 0
haha just pointing out is weird no FML at the end haha... well also like to say you "strap" her in and then by "accident" it comes undone.There solves problem of one thing but hmm maybe you should do it to him cause its possible she didn't know about you or something. well sorry his loss i guess.
McMan 23
who forgets there girlfriend works at wonderland (or ontario place)?
Paige_Nicole10 0
time for a seatbelt malfunction? lOl jk! most deff FYL! and to your (hopefully) ex HDI
Squid_surfer 0
DON'T TIGHTEN THE BAR!!! >:D