Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Neferria 0
You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!
akiro525 3
wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.
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Comments (194)
lincolnLS 0
LOL please tell me this was at canada's wonderland. i probably know you too cause i work there. but damn fyl
fadingaway 17
i'd would hav pretended to strap em in, and then laugh when they fall and hope i dont hav 2 clean it up
ElectricLove 0
You Work at Wonderland ? ( Because she's from Ontario, Canada and thats pretty much the main ameusment park we have ) :)
crazzle 0
I love how people are saying that you should KILL the guy, even when its ambiguous to whether he was actually cheating or not. Seriously people, seriously.
BLNovelist 0
And even if you take out the cheating aspect....let's all just ignore the fact that that's murder and all. :/
Keiko86 0
You should push down real hard on the seat belt and hurt his junk. That is what I do when the guests are rude.
grimmelok 0
DJKALFHDLF WHAT DOESN'T SAY FML AT THE END
elchapin562 0
yea that's what i was thinkin too, i had random girls sittin next to me on rides before
theanonymoose 3
As has been mentioned - if he's cheating at your place of employment, he's an idiot that you're better off without. However, it would take someone truly moronic to cheat at your place of employment. I'm guessing you sorted out the details before you posted, but just from the information you've given I'd imagine it was a friend or relative or something.
PrincessZelda_fml 0
WOO HOO!!! I'm assuming OP works at Canada's Wonderland. Just because the only GOOD park in Ontario is Wonderland. Sorry OP. That really sucks. I would have just squished him so he couldn't breathe
JournalKeeper 0
you should've punched him in the nuts and made sure he couldn't breathe lol FYL