By Anonymous - United States
Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML
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  Reyo  |  2

What's she going to do? Is she going to castrate you and sell your dried manparts on e-bay for not liking cats?
I'm guessing that's a worst case scenario bro.

  katsuku  |  5

The easiest solution would be to tell her you're allergic to pets and that you don't want to spend the rest of your life taking allergy medicine just so you can comfortably live in your own house.

  scarsnstars45  |  0

^ true that

getting clawed in the crotch couldnt have hurt that bad, OP obviously has no balls. maybe he should work on not being such a tool and man up. then he'll be hungry and she can make him a sammich and they'll all live happily ever after.

  schwinn11  |  0

Oh, you could be allergic, Who Cares!

This guy's just play'n the game to get in this girls pants, you have a great chance cause she's your roomate.
But don't mess around or she'll always think of you as just "her roomate"!

  TheTruth1428  |  0

^^ This.

Side note, you're not in love, you're just infatuated. If you haven't even dated her, it isn't love. Quit being a bitch and tell her how you feel or get the hell over yourself.

  wienerwagon  |  0

"I'm in high school and think I can objectively define love based on my limited experience with girls!" You're the one who needs to get over yourself, man.

  Shokz992  |  0

I'm with 75 here; 61 you're a moron - of COURSE you can fall in love with someone before you start dating them, that was the whole reason me and my last girlfriend started going out in the first place :/

  do20ss  |  4

glad u got a haircut.... kick her out and then tell her she can move back n if she 'gives up that pussy' literally n both meanings of that saying

By  Yankeepunk  |  0

Wait does she even know you love her? Im guessing No because you said you were in love with your roomate not girlfireind. Grow some and tell her you love her and throw the fucken cat out the window. it wil live

  anna15243  |  6

dhow do you know that bitch? are you a car? no. or else you wouldn't be smart. oh wait! you're already an asshole! cats don't always live so fuck off bitch