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You need to grow some balls, mate.
he cant, the cat clawed it off lol
The easiest solution would be to tell her you're allergic to pets and that you don't want to spend the rest of your life taking allergy medicine just so you can comfortably live in your own house.
No, the easiest solution is masturbation.
I completely agree with one and ydi for not liking cats
59 what are you talking about? roommate can mean someone who rent an apartment with- not just dorm room.
^ true that getting clawed in the crotch couldnt have hurt that bad, OP obviously has no balls. maybe he should work on not being such a tool and man up. then he'll be hungry and she can make him a sammich and they'll all live happily ever after.
59 fails
the easiest solution is not to reply to the number 1 comment
haha, sure.
Cool Story Bro
be a mAn.
accidents chuck it out the window.. oops
Pussywhipped!
Only in South Dakota.
Nut up or shut up. Good advice for anyone to follow. May be difficult with claw marks.
Rule #2 - Double Tap!
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Show it anywaycatsup? ;)
I'm a dog person myself, but I like kittens. My last cat was evil so it kind of ruined my cat experience
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Show it anywayShe didn't even bother to aks if you wanted a cat before she brought one into your house? How selfish. You could have been deathly allergic for all she knows.
^^ This. Side note, you're not in love, you're just infatuated. If you haven't even dated her, it isn't love. Quit being a bitch and tell her how you feel or get the hell over yourself.
"I'm in high school and think I can objectively define love based on my limited experience with girls!" You're the one who needs to get over yourself, man.
I'm with 75 here; 61 you're a moron - of COURSE you can fall in love with someone before you start dating them, that was the whole reason me and my last girlfriend started going out in the first place :/
Wait does she even know you love her? Im guessing No because you said you were in love with your roomate not girlfireind. Grow some and tell her you love her and throw the fucken cat out the window. it wil live
you're a dumb ass, wimp, and a yellow belly...grow some nuts or you will be miserable trying to please females by not speaking your mind punk
Tell her.
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You need to grow some balls, mate.
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