By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
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dathan 14
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Great username :D Also, FYL.

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Xathanos 16
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Well you just gave her a ride she won't forget..

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dathan 14
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Great username :D Also, FYL.

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random_jay 6
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Puke... I am your father

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Barf Vomitus would have been better surely?!

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danielnieves 4
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Lmfao!! That's great. Sucks you. Bet your chances went down the drain

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NanillaVipples 2
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Judging by the FML I doubt that anyone was sucked that day.

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zander4310 5

sucks you?

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Sliver1991 26
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Hey, do not judge harshly. Perhaps he/she/it is just going with the star wars trend of the first comment? Sounds like Yoda to me.

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Xathanos 16
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Well you just gave her a ride she won't forget..

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Instead of the ride you wanted to give her, that she won't forget.

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bReLiNg 18
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Apologize? Give her your shirt! Show off a lil :p

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kittytub 12

it probably has puke all over it.

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DerpinaDerpton 8
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The puke gives it novelty. Their first time together.

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kittytub 12

haha, frame it and never wash it. like a trophy.

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ManInTheMachine 19
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How cute! Instead of a first kiss, you guys have a first barf! Just pray to God your crush is into that kind of thing.

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Inheritance 10

If that happened to me id probably cry of embarrassment and leave depressed..

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SystemofaBlink41 27

A few days ago I ALMOST barfed on a girl's face ... I can't even stand to imagine what would've happened if I did...

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MissMae93 23
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Oh yuck. I feel bad for you, OP. Offer your sincerest apologies, hopefully she'll shrug it off!

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purpledrizzle 5
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Darth Vomitus = Epicness. FYL but your username is completely awesome

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matt98_fml 13
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If it was the xcellerator, I know what you mean....

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hazydaze 9

If she's understanding and cool she will accept your apology. If she accepts it, tell her you want to make it up to her by taking her on a nice date. Just don't puke this time(;

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