FML : Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that...

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Darth Vomitus - / Friday 10 August 2012 18:54 / United States - Mequon

Love

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By dathan | 14

#4798672 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:18

Great username :D Also, FYL.

By Xathanos | 16

#4798684 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:19

Well you just gave her a ride she won't forget..

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By ThisWhorecrux | 1

#4798670 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:17

First!

By dathan | 14

#4798672 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:18

Great username :D Also, FYL.

random_jay | 6

#4800099 - Saturday 11 August 2012 5:57

Puke... I am your father

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#4801343 - Saturday 11 August 2012 16:33

Barf Vomitus would have been better surely?!

By danielnieves | 4

#4798679 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:19

Lmfao!! That's great. Sucks you. Bet your chances went down the drain

NanillaVipples | 2

#4798873 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:58

Judging by the FML I doubt that anyone was sucked that day.

zander4310 | 5

#4799131 - Saturday 11 August 2012 4:22

sucks you?

Sliver1991 | 26

#4800688 - Saturday 11 August 2012 10:23

Hey, do not judge harshly. Perhaps he/she/it is just going with the star wars trend of the first comment?

Sounds like Yoda to me.

By Xathanos | 16

#4798684 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:19

Well you just gave her a ride she won't forget..

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#4801353 - Saturday 11 August 2012 16:36

Instead of the ride you wanted to give her, that she won't forget.

By bReLiNg | 18

#4798722 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:24

Apologize? Give her your shirt! Show off a lil :p

kittytub | 12

#4798805 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:39

it probably has puke all over it.

DerpinaDerpton | 8

#4798893 - Saturday 11 August 2012 3:02

The puke gives it novelty.
Their first time together.

kittytub | 12

#4800235 - Saturday 11 August 2012 6:35

haha, frame it and never wash it. like a trophy.

By ManInTheMachine | 19

#4798739 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:25

How cute! Instead of a first kiss, you guys have a first barf! Just pray to God your crush is into that kind of thing.

Inheritance | 10

#4799749 - Saturday 11 August 2012 4:54

If that happened to me id probably cry of embarrassment and leave depressed..

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#4802436 - Saturday 11 August 2012 23:47

A few days ago I ALMOST barfed on a girl's face ... I can't even stand to imagine what would've happened if I did...

By MissMae93 | 23

#4798744 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:26

Oh yuck. I feel bad for you, OP. Offer your sincerest apologies, hopefully she'll shrug it off!

By purpledrizzle | 5

#4798747 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:26

Darth Vomitus = Epicness. FYL but your username is completely awesome

By matt98_fml | 13

#4798760 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:31

If it was the xcellerator, I know what you mean....

By hazydaze | 9

#4798821 - Saturday 11 August 2012 2:42

If she's understanding and cool she will accept your apology. If she accepts it, tell her you want to make it up to her by taking her on a nice date. Just don't puke this time(;