Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Neferria 0
You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!
akiro525 3
wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.
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Comments (194)
kittydelusional 0
don't strap them in tight enough(:
PieGuy 0
shoulda half assed both their straps and watched em fly
kittydelusional 0
bahahaha, i think that's the way to do it.
bigbinga47 0
a hacksaw can cut through bones very quickly.
missadeline_fml 0
you had to make sure they were strapped in? i dont think so. i wouldnt have. well not your boyfriend anyway; it wasnt the girls fault unless she KNEW you two were dating. The best thing to do is post he has a tiny dick all over myspace and facebook.
quizikall 0
Size isn't all that matters even though most women that say it doesn't matter they are just lying.
Amphysvena 11
i'm going to play the devil's advocate here and assume he's not cheating on you. i can only imagine he has a life outside of you, where you are not the only person he has contact with.
jazzmancarron 11
YDI, bc you assumed that he was cheating on you, for all you know, they coulda been total strangers, or relatives or something. paranoid bitch
joemo123 0
I'm so sorry that blows!
Spongii101 12
Maybe it wasn't his new girlfriend, just a friend or stranger? Or were they kissing and stuff?
tyciol 2
Anonymous OP, I would like to date you, but I am attracted to 2-dimensional anime characters. Will this be a problem, would you maybe cosplay sometimes?
linebacker42 0
u should've undone the seat belt ;)