Naps > u

YDI for not believing her

OMG. No way! Y'all were texting each other for FOUR WHOLE DAYS?!?!?! and NOTHING HAPPENED?!?!?! What kind of cruel world do we live in?

i completely agree with the post above me!!!!! whole worlds gone to shit.

HAHAHAHA.

YEAH I KNOW!!!!!! HOW WOULD SHE NOT HAVE WANTED TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOU AFTER TEXTING FOR FOUR WHOLE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!

i know, what kind of girl won't give it up after textin for whole days straight? for real though, try gettin some face to face to make sure she aint kidding next time

What I want to know is why she went over to some random guys house to take a nap after only texting for 4 days. What's up with that?

lol to everything above me :)

seriously, like why couldn't she take a nap at her own house?

YDI for not being able to find your own clit.

haha love the sarcasm

56 speaks truth. Also Am I behind the times or something, how do you get the phone/text number (I know shit about cells lol) of someone you don't even know, and then expect them to sleep with you after four days? Or did OP mean IMing? Either way, why would she randomly show up on your doorstep too? I went to visit my own penpal a while back, but we had known each other for a few months before doing that. Do you two live in the same town or something? If you do... WHY COULDN'T YOU LIKE, DUNNO, LITERALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER? And damn, why would you expect ANYTHING after four days of anything - texting, talking, etc - really? Are girls in your town more loose than everyone else's? If you wanted tail so quick, you should have gone to the bar. AND IF she is actually from elsewhere, OF COURSE SHE WOULD PROBABLY WANT A NAP, why wouldn't you believe her? Traveling usually makes you dog-tired, no matter who you are; it is only logical to think that she literally means it when she says "I need a nap" after traveling. And, seriously, is she like really naughty in her texts or something, because why wouldn't you just generally believe her when that was the answer for "what do you want to do first"? If she would have said "I want to eat" would you think she meant eat YOU? ... and since when does nap = sex? Really, I could maybe understand "Oh! She wants to take a nap with me!" (how self-centered lol), because couples literally sleep together (I assume you must be some sort of couple if you had such expectations). And, if that's what happened, oh boo hoo, you at least bonded, yes? Doing cutesy things like that could get you ass later, you know. YDI for expecting anything...

accidental textwall [facepalm] Never looks that long down here in the comment box.

SERIOUSLY!!! One, you barely know the girl, so why would you want to jump into bed with her? And two, since when does 'I want to take a nap' mean 'lets go have sex.' ?

You are so funny n so right. Take a nap means take a nap.so funny

Should've had kinky sleep secks.

LMAO :) but really, four days? just texting? bet that made you jizz in your pants... 0_o

OP is probably young (13-14), inexperienced, and very, very stupid.

wow....chill, major rant going on there

who knows, she probably wanted him to lay down with her amongst other things, he probably didn't even try to do so

How does that suck? Just nap together, and then another time hit that up. Obviously she's in to you if she comes over

So hanging out with a guy friend means she wants the D? Oh. I've been leading my friends on then.

Maybe she wanted to hang out with him, but was really tired, and when offered, took the opportunity to nap?

Maybe she really likes naps? You ever try a good napping buddy? It's awesome and can be a good foot in the door for naughty things later, while getting bonus points for restraint. PS, napping means napping, not trying to feel her up, grind on her, "accidentally" poke her, etc. Maybe do an inquiring tickle to test the mood, but srsly, having someone bug you for sex when you're really trying to sleep is le suk.

Maybe his bed is more comfy.

Agreed.

What can they say? They were obviously anxious. And eager. Apparently guys as a gender FAIL. Well, at least expectations are low. Lol.

You gave her a racoon mask to cover her eyes didn't you?

Lacey that was a kickass speach! Could not have said it better myself. and i agree with panda man. Men do fail as a gender. This coming from a not-so-proud-member of this gender.

this comment made my day(:

Not ALL guys blow. Just this one in particular. I agree 4 days is too soon, and if anything the nap was a "hey let's cuddle" not "hey let's fuck!!" Either way YDI. Especially for calling it a "secret stash of condoms." They're condoms bro, not pot, not Osama Bin Laden, Not your guide on how to "please the pussy", condoms. NBD.

silly americans and your "multiple dates before sex" sex is fun, why wait?

because no matter how careful you are, sex can always lead to a baby. at the very least you should only risk it with someone who will pitch in with the consequences.

Ah, I meant to say the cake is a lie.

The soup is a lie!

I beat Portal- the cake is NOT a lie, don't believe the scratchy writing on the walls

Nap =/= sex

Yeah because she kicked you out before the movie even started

I say, "You win some, you lose some." And This guys probably Least Valuable Player. Lol. Sorry Man. YDI