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why would you do something like that when he's talking to a customer anyway?
Exactly my thought #2.
I have a tounge ring and a monroe piercing and a tragus peircing and nose ring and two ear piercigs on eacg side.
was it hard or juicy?
I would have loved it!
Whatever, this is so not a big deal. When I was little, I ran up to my mom and hung on her leg like a monkey. It wasn't my mom. But it wasn't like the end of the world. Learn to laugh at yourself OP.
on the brightside at least you have a hand to smack butts
blahhh everybody loves Raymond episode 31, king of queens episode 17. so many tv shows have used this cliched story and now fml. congrats.
what the hell does OP mean!
not that bad.
what is threadjacking???
of course 73, being on the top of the comment page is like being on top of the world. it's a great confidence boost...
yah, one time I walked into McDonalds and ordered their salad. But I didn't know the ranch dressing was 200 calories! and I'm on my diet. so ****! what do I do?
lol girl did that to me once guess I looked like here boyfriend
Was he like: ohh, behave *giggle* ?
OMG! I would have just died!!!!
I thought I was the only one to think that. I'd be glad it wasn't my boyfriends ass I slapped in front of a customer at his work, since I would be more embarrassed to realize how unprofessional it made him look at his place of employment. Just be happy you look like a happy ass-slapping fool to some random strangers OP, and not someone that actually matters to you.
superg69---for ****'s sake, if you don't know how to spell it, look it up.
111- dude what did she do to you? you should really stop. no one wants to hear you make fun of people.
You make quite a first impression. First it was KFC, now it's your turn to double-down. If the guy didn't seem surprised, I'm sure he'll be asking his coworker if he can help tap the old lady's well. Edit: I didn't want to post here....
you women do not understand men. when I get ass slaps from unknown girls it's a good thing
if the girl was hot I'd like it
it's so annoying when people keep saying the EXACT same thing. don't you guys READ the FML's
I bet your bf knows what YOU look like from behind! :P
how did u not know? seriously
oh i love a good spanking by a hot girl.
that's not even an iPhone dumb ass
AHAHA. should start recognizing the back of your bf a little more.
that's mean haha
LOL.
haha
Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?
#12 lol thats what I was thinking
agreed. that could get him in trouble
wow, good point..
My rule is always make sure you see their face before the butt-smacking begins, don't just go around butt-smacking willy-nilly...
17 Why would you want to butt-smack willy-nilly? What have they ever done to you?
#69 I never said I wanted to butt-smack willy-nilly.
Huh. Whoops! Well, I MEANT that smacking butts at random is an unwise idea. :P
85, you'd be surprised!
That's how people shake hands in some parts of NYC...
In Soviet Russia, butts slap you!
You'd think that after reading a bunch of other fmls like this one, people would check to see if the person they want to surprise is actually that person
Why would you do that when e was clearly working with a customer???
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Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?
don't worry I bet the guy liked it