By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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cherylface 13

Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?

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Stefany713 0

don't worry I bet the guy liked it 

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Stefany713 0

don't worry I bet the guy liked it 

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brittyyy083 0

why would you do something like that when he's talking to a customer anyway?

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AngryNinja 1

I disagree. He was probably creeped out of his mind.

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jennybelly 0

that was very stupid of you!

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cooleyo776 0

did he like it?

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averagepurson 2

that's a good thing you just made a friend

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Number1MonsterrR 0

I have a tounge ring and a monroe piercing and a tragus peircing and nose ring and two ear piercigs on eacg side.

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AngryNinja 1

The thread jackers strike again.

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samanthadude 0

Why wouldn't you make sure it was him first and why would you smack his butt when he's talking to a customer? The customer and the worker were probably horrified lol.

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pink_mx_braap 0

mmm I would of done the same thing then would of laughed it off and apoligize... 18 wonderful picture!!

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Ms_Jessie22 8

Whatever, this is so not a big deal. When I was little, I ran up to my mom and hung on her leg like a monkey. It wasn't my mom. But it wasn't like the end of the world. Learn to laugh at yourself OP.

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orangeinstat 0

on the brightside at least you have a hand to smack butts

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supergirl69_fml 0

yeah I would have laughed maniacly (idk how to spell that) and ran away lol.

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imbatman_fml 0

blahhh everybody loves Raymond episode 31, king of queens episode 17. so many tv shows have used this cliched story and now fml. congrats.

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samanthadude 0

Laura - I am at work, it's just that there's like no customers because everyone is at the beach, where I should be. 

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AngryNinja 1

When people comment on the first reply so that they can be at the top. It boosts their confidence, or so I've heard.

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mattman1994 0

of course 73, being on the top of the comment page is like being on top of the world. it's a great confidence boost...

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eazyeeze 0

#73 (#5) -judging by your profile pic- if you trimmed around your edges...that too will also boost your confidence to put a color picture up instead.

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pingpongpickle 8

we should all start replying to the 2nd comment instead

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BaseballBeast 0

yah, one time I walked into McDonalds and ordered their salad. But I didn't know the ranch dressing was 200 calories! and I'm on my diet. so ****! what do I do?

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skipper211 0

lol girl did that to me once guess I looked like here boyfriend

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Stefany713 0

yes! muahahaha everyone is replying to my comment! y'all are under my control now! muahahaha

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AngryNinja 1

#77, judging by your slamming of me and your lack of a personal picture as your profile picture, your confidence is lacking.

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eazyeeze 0

^ #92- Aww...cute retort. Kind of pathetic to bash on a Muppet, no? BTW, Did your iPhone and mirror break when you took that pic? If so, F their lives- Mr. Muppet will be waiting for their stories

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AngryNinja 1

Considering that's not an iPhone.. no. I find your attempts to make yourself look better more pathetic than the Muppet.

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Jandude 9

Was he like: ohh, behave *giggle* ?

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seahorses4eva 4

I thought I was the only one to think that. I'd be glad it wasn't my boyfriends ass I slapped in front of a customer at his work, since I would be more embarrassed to realize how unprofessional it made him look at his place of employment. Just be happy you look like a happy ass-slapping fool to some random strangers OP, and not someone that actually matters to you.

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shutyerpiehole 0

superg69---for ****'s sake, if you don't know how to spell it, look it up.

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eazyeeze 0

Not an Iphone? I'm sorry, your sausage fingers were covering most of the device. I hope your anger helps you lose a few lbs. You're welcome.

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KiddNYC1O 20

ms Jessie, sure it is funny but the difference is you were like 5 then lol

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AngryNinja 1

The more you type, the more I laugh. More than likely, you're a huge hypocrite. But I can't tell, because your cover yourself up with a Muppet.

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eazyeeze 0

#109- troll? wrong, it's a Muppet. BTW, you're cute. come here and I'll let you rub my treasure troll jewels, after you give big girl a Slim Fast

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zeke12345 0

111- dude what did she do to you? you should really stop. no one wants to hear you make fun of people.

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EinSteinFYL 0

You make quite a first impression. First it was KFC, now it's your turn to double-down. If the guy didn't seem surprised, I'm sure he'll be asking his coworker if he can help tap the old lady's well. Edit: I didn't want to post here....

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seanreddog 4

you women do not understand men. when I get ass slaps from unknown girls it's a good thing

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bigchedda 0

it's so annoying when people keep saying the EXACT same thing. don't you guys READ the FML's

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xShortcakex 0

bahahaa clasic

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comatoast 0

I bet your bf knows what YOU look like from behind! :P

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Izzy_babii 0

Lmfao I've done that beforexD

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W3BD3V 0

haha I've totally done that before..but too a girl. luckily she was pretty cool when I explained!

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munke826 0

oh my god. that would be so embarrasing!!!

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Samko_chan 5

LOL I bet they did feel left out.

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ladiesman14 0

oh i love a good spanking by a hot girl.

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stewpididiot 11

Wait, his Back was Facing you ???? WTF !! make up your mind. was he facing you? or was his back to you? AAAARRGGHH!!!! yer killin me !!!!!!

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sheribb 5

I wanna know that too!!!

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RKftw 0

how could she smack his butt from in front of him?

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xxGuitarRemixx 0

AHAHA. should start recognizing the back of your bf a little more.

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JoeyxCloud 0

yes she should.

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RedPillSucks 31

Was he at least better looking? Next time, be sure.

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cherylface 13

Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?

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outcastcutie3 0

oh my god!! that's not an fml. lol

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totr 0

moderation saves the nation

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nerdsgetmehot 22

My rule is always make sure you see their face before the butt-smacking begins, don't just go around butt-smacking willy-nilly...

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WoodTurner 4

17 Why would you want to butt-smack willy-nilly? What have they ever done to you?

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OMJizz 0

Well I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree on that matter...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#69 I never said I wanted to butt-smack willy-nilly.

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Averizzle 0

You kind of did.. Look!!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Huh. Whoops! Well, I MEANT that smacking butts at random is an unwise idea. :P

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EinSteinFYL 0

That's how people shake hands in some parts of NYC...

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mangochicxx 0

You'd think that after reading a bunch of other fmls like this one, people would check to see if the person they want to surprise is actually that person

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FMLRayder 0

Why would you do that when e was clearly working with a customer???

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